Weekly Snape-ly Event #3

You may or may not have heard of it, but there's this new thing called Magic is Might.

It's basically an Interactive Alternate-Universe online newspaper, and acts as if we're in the time slot that's the last four months of Deathly Hallows. It'll last until Deathly Hallows Part 2 comes out. Anyway, here's the part where Snape comes into this. Pretty much all of the characters that are still alive at this time (The Death Eaters, Hogwarts teachers, students, etc.) have their own official MiM facebook accounts, and you guessed it, Severus Snape has the most likes, with over 1,000.

Now, I have had multiple conversations with Severus Snape, and it feel so awesome to be talking to him. He, as well as the other MiM people, stay in character so well, it feels like you're actually talking to them...  So I consider him to be the real Snape.

Here is one of the conversations I've had with Severus Snape:

Severus Snape (MiM)

Quickly, everybody, hit the "like" button.

This is a social experiment. I'm curious to see if I have the following to take over for the Dark Lord if he ever decides to retire. Every Master of the Universe needs an heir, doesn't he?

• • Me: I'd very much prefer you as our leader than the Dark Lord...
  • Lord Voldemort (MiM) RETIRE? Such WIT, you have, Severus. Your dry sense of humour may get you into trouble someday.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange (MiM) Bad Severus. No cookies for you. *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike* *dislike*
  • Severus Snape (MiM) I'm so glad you enjoy my sense of humour, My Lord. (I really just wanted to see how many people would hit the like button).
  • Lord Voldemort (MiM) Is that so? Curiosity killed the Death Eater, you know. Or at least Crucio'd him.
  • Me: Considering the fact that Severus here has about 100 more followers than you, my Lord, you might have better luck if you invested in a new nose... and a wig. And also some lotion... btw do you even have a bellybutton?
  • Bellatrix Lestrange (MiM) I think someone here is looking to be Crucio'd even more than Severus.
  • Lord Voldemort (MiM) Don't tell me you aren't attracted, Lori. You are obviously obsessed with my body.
  • Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... ew. Seriously, Professor Snape has long, dark hair, which is extremely sexy, and you have none. He has a large, angular, convex, hooked nose, which is also somehow sexy to me... and once again, you have none. A...nd his voice... well, I'm not gonna get into detail about the effect his voice has. Yours is just creepy. But you know, your 16-year-old self was pretty hot... too bad you had to go through the whole transformation thing. And you still didn't answer my question, Do you have a bellybutton?! I really want to know.

    Lord Voldemort (MiM) You call greasy hair and sallow skin sexy compared to myLord Voldemort (MiM) You call greasy hair and sallow skin sexy compared to my immortal snake-like form? (No offence, Severus.) I traded looking 'normal' for power, which is infinitely more attractive than physical appearance, though I consider myself physically beautiful in all my dark glory. If you are that curious about the bellybutton, I can show you in person.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange (MiM) Master.... ~pouts~ you don't want to show HER... she's not worthy... really.
  • Me: Er... I'd rather not. It's just that the whole "re-birth" thing in the graveyard didn't involve an umbilical cord, so I didn't think you'd have a bellybutton. And while I agree that power is infinitely attractive, Severus has more than enough physical sexiness to account for it. Besides, he has infinite power... over my hormones.
  • Severus Snape (MiM) Merlin, people. This certainly wasn't meant to start a sparring match between all of you and the Dark Lord. I was just messing with your heads.
    
    Please, when you are on my wall show the utmost respect for the Dark Lord.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange (MiM) Oh look... Severus has a bit of sense, after all. How surprising.
  • Me:  Eh, well how often you get to say you've had an argument with the Dark Lord and lived? Lord Voldemort (MiM) You have a point

I got rid of all the posts not made by me, Severus, Lord Voldemort, or Bellatrix, because they didn't matter. Things can get pretty hilarious on facebook with them.

 

So far, I've won 1,000 points for Slytherin from Snape for making him laugh out loud(Yeah, I didn't know he could laugh either).

 

Also, I posted about this blog on his wall and he actually shared it as a status with the exact words: "A blog all about me... What could possibly be more fascinating?" I think I'm one of his favorite students so far.

 

If you haven't done so already, go like his page! http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=176012839112275&id=173239769389582#!/pages/Severus-Snape-MiM/173239769389582