Snape Insults Charlie Sheen
As I have told you many times before, Mister Sheen, cocaine is not a potions ingredient. Nor is it powdered horn of a 'Crumple-horned Snorcack', because those do not exist. Rather, it is a Class C Non-Tradeable substance... If I find you with this again, I will report you to the Ministry. In the meantime, fifty points will be taken from Gryffindor, and you will scrub the bedpans in the Hospital Wing. That should teach you that you are not, in fact, 'winning.'
