Snape Insults Rebecca Black
Miss Black, I'd have expected you to live up to your prestigious name, but once again, I was wrong. Your talent is less than nothing compared to that of Narcissa's, Bellatrix's, or Andromeda's... and yet, you bear a striking resemblance to Sirius... after he escaped from Azkaban. Yes- YES, Miss Black, I know it's Friday, but the only thing that's going to get down is your grade, and I doubt you'll pass this year. Why are you so excited for the weekend? Oh, you're not going to Hogmeade. You'll be spending that time with Flitwick, learning how to rhyme. I never thought I'd say it, but you forced me; Ten points from Slytherin.