Snape Insults Lady Gaga
Ah-Miss Gaga- another spectacular entrance. If you can find your seat without dancing some Inferius-like dance... Yes, thank you. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I do not think 'Gaga' is a Wizarding name... In fact, I don't believe it is a name at all. But as it seems you have no first name, it is what we are forced to call you. Miss Gaga, how many detentions will it take to ingrain it in your non-human brain that what you consider 'fashion' is not school uniform, nordo they even count as clothes. Now, put those back in Lovegood's closet and change into your robes at once Miss- Wait, are you even a 'Miss'? I doubt any of us are sure... Until your gender is verified, we will refer to you as 'It.'
