Snape Insults Barack Obama
Mister Obama, how nice of you to join us. The Dark Lord has just taken over the Ministry, but I see you see it as more important and a better use of your time to play Exploding Snap. Ten points from Slytherin. Oh, I suppose you want the Death Eaters to win, don't you? If you weren't such a coward, you'd stand up and fight. But you're not, you miserable little cockroach, so you'll undoubtedly be killed when they decide to attack Hogwarts. You. Disgust me.
