Have Snape's Sexy Bod
I could have called this "Look Like Snape", but that would have been boring.
Basically, there's already the Hair Like Snape and Dress Like Snape, so this for actually physically looking like him.
His Nose
First, there's his most prominent feature: his nose. It's huge. And J.K. Rowling makes sure to get the point across that it is. She's not exaggerating, either. It's supposed to take up at least(if not more than) a third of his face. It's large, convex, angular, and hooked. I'm sorry if I've repeated that in several blog posts, but I love to describe his nose. Now, whether or not we already thought they were sexy, Snape made those types of noses for us. Or at least, he makes it work. The characers in the book think it makes him ugly, as well as many people that aren't Snape fans. But that should be good, shouldn't? Having people think you're ugly just adds to being Snape. The more you're made fun of, the more depressed you are, and Snape's depressed. Oh God... is it unhealthy to want to be depressed just to be like a book character?
Anyway, if you already have a Snape nose, lucky you! If you're a guy, I'll bet that there are a few girls secretly crushing on you just for looing like Snape. If not, there's not really much you can do except look down a lot to give the illusion that you have a downturned nose, or get a nose job. My nose is the kind that has that little bump on the bridge, so it's not concave, and closer to being convex than straight. Close enough.
His Skin
Once again, Snape made sallow skin for us. We like a guy that's so pale he could be a vampire(the real kind, not the stupid sparkly kind). To get this pale, just stay inside all the time. The more you go outside, he more tanned you get. And you don't want to be tan. However, you'll eventually have a large Vitamin D defficiency, so you should eat a lot of fish and eggs. If you're the outside type or play a lot of sports, too bad. Quit your sport and become the inside type, if you want to be like Snape. If you refuse to do so, you're not determined enough. Snape spends all his time alone in the dungeons, so he cannot be tan.
His skin would also be greasy, but that's because his hair is so greasy. It sticks to his face... it's a wonder how he doesn't have acne. Well, at least, he's never described as having any acne... not even when he was a teenager. Maybe he hexes them off... or uses an Anti-Acne potion. If you have naturally greasy hair or choose to only take showers sporadically for Snape-like hair, your skin will be greasy. This may be a good thing, but you should still use some sort of zit cream. If you're a teenager, you'll have greasy skin anyway.
His SEXY Bod
Now, I imagine that Snape is in pretty good shape. I mean, he probably spends the time that he isn't protecting Harry or teaching Potions to work out. I doubt he actually has abs or defined muscles, but he should have a tight stomach and firm biceps. Oh God... I really want to feel his muscles now. *drools* Anyway, all I can tell you is to not get fat. If you're already fat, stop eating so much, you fatty. And you should at least do push-up and sit-ups regulary and become relatively strong. But don't show off your strength, because Snape doesn't do that. At least be strong enough to drag a student by their ear.
And if you're a guy, shave your chest hair. I just can't imagine Snape with a lot of chest hair.
Here's what he probably looks like without his clothes-but not completely naked, I couldn't find a pic of him naked :(
