Snape Insults Stephanie Meyer
Miss Meyer, need I remind you that this is Potions Class? Put away your laptop this instant! I will have none of this nonsense of 'vampires sparkle' and 'werewolves change at will,' anyway. Vampires are bloodsucking monsters- You should know this! And clearly you didn't read page 394, or else you would have known that werewolves only change at the full moon, and cannot control themselves when they transform! If you continue to refuse to believe me, perhaps I could send you to Remus Lupin next full moon so you can have hands-on experience... And I've had enough of you disrupting class to talk to Mr. Diggory! Five points from Gryffindor. Must you throw glitter on him in corridors? Filch has to clean that up, but he can't because he'll be busy giving you detention tonight!
