Snape Insults Ke$ha
I've told Mr Diggory and I've told you a thousand times, glittering is NOT permitted in the corridors! Now, scrub all that glue and body glitter off your person and put on you school robes! NO- You cannot rip your robes to make them more revealing! Fifty points from- wait, what House are you in? The Whore House? I'll just go with that. On that note, what the devil is even your surname?! You can't just be Ke Dollar Sign Ha... That would be absurd! And will you please turn off the autotune when you speak in my classroom?! Only I sound cool with autotune...
