Snape Insults J.K. Rowling
Must you make everything difficult for me, Miss Rowling? As an omnicient author, you create and control everything, and you insist on ruining my life. First, I lose the girl I love to the man I loathe more than anything, and then they both die at the hands of the man I work for. Then, the only way I can go on living without hating myself(well, not as much as I would) is to teach insolent brats for years. And then, I have to spend the majority of my time saving Potter from Quirrell, a bloody book, Sirius Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Voldemort, and pretty much everything. And how dare you kill me off? I do all that, and then I have to die?! Do you realize how much my fangirls hate you now? Fifty-thousand points from Gryffindor.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Snape Video of the Week #12
Pretty Women- Alan Rickman in Sweeny Todd
Not a Snape video, but it's Alan Rickman. If you haven't seen Sweeny Todd, you need to. It's a horror-musical, and it has Alan Rickman, Helena Bonoham Carter(Bellatrix), Timmothy Spall(Wormtail), and Jamie Campbell Bower(young Grindelwald) in it. Plus Johnny Depp, and even though he's not an HP star, he's still awesome. But anyway, it's a really good movie, and worth watching even if you don't like Alan Rickman.
Doesn't Alan sing like a freaking angel? His voice is already like silk when he speaks, so when he sings... *shudders*
I want him to sing to me. I'd die happy if Alan could sing to me.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #12
For some reason, The Washington Times did an article about Snape. Who am I to complain?
It talks all about his all-consuming, obsessive, unrequited love for Lily, and how it was one of the main things protecting Harry all those years, and led to him dying a hated and bitter man.
While some may call it 'obsessive', I don't like to think of his love for Lily like that. I mean, they became best friends at a very young age, and she was his only friend. I don't think Snape ever truly liked anyone else. Even his Slytherin friends- He didn't really like them. It was the closest thing to friendship he could have besides Lily, because there's no way he ever told them anything personal. And with that being said, it wasn't too difficult for him to fall so deply in love with her that he could never fall out. He wasn't being 'obsessive', he was being loyal. He truly cared about her, even if he was a little selfish. I never understood the whole 'love them so much you just want them to be happy' thing, myself. But either way, even after she stopped being friends with him, he still loved her and remained loyal. Even after she married James and had a baby with them, he was still loyal.
And as for 'unrequited', I refuse to believe that Lily never had feelings for Severus. Why else would she stay friends with him for so long, even after he started getting really interested in the Dark Arts? Snape never told her how much he loved her because he was insecure, and was afraid she'd say no. Lily was probably afraid of the same thing. And I think part of Snape knew she loved him back, even if he was scared to admit it. But after he called her that word, Lily must have been too angry and humiliated to carry on. It was her pride that kept her from forgiving him. Plus, I think that at that moment, she decided he must have not loved her back. If he had only told her...
But back to the article. It also talks about the Bloody Baron and his unrequited love, but I'm not going into detail. You can read the full article here.
It talks all about his all-consuming, obsessive, unrequited love for Lily, and how it was one of the main things protecting Harry all those years, and led to him dying a hated and bitter man.
While some may call it 'obsessive', I don't like to think of his love for Lily like that. I mean, they became best friends at a very young age, and she was his only friend. I don't think Snape ever truly liked anyone else. Even his Slytherin friends- He didn't really like them. It was the closest thing to friendship he could have besides Lily, because there's no way he ever told them anything personal. And with that being said, it wasn't too difficult for him to fall so deply in love with her that he could never fall out. He wasn't being 'obsessive', he was being loyal. He truly cared about her, even if he was a little selfish. I never understood the whole 'love them so much you just want them to be happy' thing, myself. But either way, even after she stopped being friends with him, he still loved her and remained loyal. Even after she married James and had a baby with them, he was still loyal.
And as for 'unrequited', I refuse to believe that Lily never had feelings for Severus. Why else would she stay friends with him for so long, even after he started getting really interested in the Dark Arts? Snape never told her how much he loved her because he was insecure, and was afraid she'd say no. Lily was probably afraid of the same thing. And I think part of Snape knew she loved him back, even if he was scared to admit it. But after he called her that word, Lily must have been too angry and humiliated to carry on. It was her pride that kept her from forgiving him. Plus, I think that at that moment, she decided he must have not loved her back. If he had only told her...
But back to the article. It also talks about the Bloody Baron and his unrequited love, but I'm not going into detail. You can read the full article here.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #12
I thought I'd do a sexy today. You've probably seen it before, but I doubt you get tired of looking at it. It's just so... *faints*
This is really well-photoshopped, because I can hardly tell. Every time I look at it, I'm just screaming in my head, "Move the towel just a bit lower..."
There's also a version of the pic where he's completely naked, but I didn't think I should put that here...
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Snape Site of the Week #5
This isn't really a Snape Site, but somone wanted me to promote it and it saves me the trouble of looking for one.
It's this online shop called Mud In My Blood, and it's all Harry Potter stuff! :D There's a lot of buttons with HP and AVPM references, as well as posters, wands, etc.
I really want this poster.
It's this online shop called Mud In My Blood, and it's all Harry Potter stuff! :D There's a lot of buttons with HP and AVPM references, as well as posters, wands, etc.
I really want this poster.
They have other Snape stuff, too. I siriusly need to get some of their stuff... or all of their stuff. It's pretty awesome.
They have a facebook page too, go like it!
Friday, May 6, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #12
This is one of the lucky days where I happened upon a good Snape fic before I even started looking for one... Speaking of which, I recently found out about My Immortal. If you don't know what that is, it's literally THE worst fanfiction ever written. The people are so OOC it's hilarious.
Anyway, the story I found today is called A Severus Snape Christmas Carol, and it's basically a parody of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, but with Snape as Scrooge. I can't believe that no one's done this before, because it fits so well.
It's somewhat off-canon, but that doesn't really matter, since it's supposed to be a humor fic. Everyone's completely IC, except Ginny. But she's only a tiny bit off.
It's only one chapter, but it's a long chapter. I really recommend it, and you should probably save it to your favorites so you can read it around Christmastime. ^_^
You haven't clicked this link yet? Five points from Gryffindor. http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/qweasley10/ASSCC01a.html
Anyway, the story I found today is called A Severus Snape Christmas Carol, and it's basically a parody of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, but with Snape as Scrooge. I can't believe that no one's done this before, because it fits so well.
It's somewhat off-canon, but that doesn't really matter, since it's supposed to be a humor fic. Everyone's completely IC, except Ginny. But she's only a tiny bit off.
It's only one chapter, but it's a long chapter. I really recommend it, and you should probably save it to your favorites so you can read it around Christmastime. ^_^
You haven't clicked this link yet? Five points from Gryffindor. http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/qweasley10/ASSCC01a.html
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Snape Quote of the Week #11
"You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell," said Snape, taking a step towards him.
"I-I don't know what you--"
"You know perfectly well what I mean."
"An owl hooted loudly, and Harry nearly fell out of the tree. He steadied himself in time to hear Snape say, "--your little bit of hocus-pocus. I'm waiting."
"B-But I d-d-don't--"
"Very well," Snape cut in. "We'll have another little chat soon, when you've had time to think things over and decided where your loyalties lie."
That was from the Sorcerer's Stone, after the Quidditch match that Snape refereed.
It sucks that they had to change the scene to being in the library for the movie, because I think the fact that it's in the Forbidden Forest really sets the mood. But I still get chills whenever I hear Snape say, "You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell..." His voice just does that to you.
I realized that if that damn owl hadn't hooted, Harry would have known that Snape was actually trying to protect him, and that he should have been hating Quirrell instead. He might have even liked Snape from then on... But he didn't. Because the stupid owl hooted. I want to take a Time-Turner to go back to a few minutes before that happened, and Avada Kedavra that owl.
If you read my fanfiction (And if you haven't, the link is right here.), then you'll have seen this, but this is what I think Harry would have heard Snape say if it weren't for the owl:
You know perfectly well what I mean. All the teachers are supposed to protect the Stone. And Dumbledore trusted all of us, but he’s crackers− trusts too easily. Even little tossers like you. But I want to know what the hell you were playing at the last Quidditch match. Yes, I know about your little bit of hocus-pocus. I’m waiting.
I imagine Quirrell must have been pissing his pants at this point, because Snape can be pretty freaking scary. But it's sexy scary.
"I-I don't know what you--"
"You know perfectly well what I mean."
"An owl hooted loudly, and Harry nearly fell out of the tree. He steadied himself in time to hear Snape say, "--your little bit of hocus-pocus. I'm waiting."
"B-But I d-d-don't--"
"Very well," Snape cut in. "We'll have another little chat soon, when you've had time to think things over and decided where your loyalties lie."
That was from the Sorcerer's Stone, after the Quidditch match that Snape refereed.
It sucks that they had to change the scene to being in the library for the movie, because I think the fact that it's in the Forbidden Forest really sets the mood. But I still get chills whenever I hear Snape say, "You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell..." His voice just does that to you.
I realized that if that damn owl hadn't hooted, Harry would have known that Snape was actually trying to protect him, and that he should have been hating Quirrell instead. He might have even liked Snape from then on... But he didn't. Because the stupid owl hooted. I want to take a Time-Turner to go back to a few minutes before that happened, and Avada Kedavra that owl.
If you read my fanfiction (And if you haven't, the link is right here.), then you'll have seen this, but this is what I think Harry would have heard Snape say if it weren't for the owl:
You know perfectly well what I mean. All the teachers are supposed to protect the Stone. And Dumbledore trusted all of us, but he’s crackers− trusts too easily. Even little tossers like you. But I want to know what the hell you were playing at the last Quidditch match. Yes, I know about your little bit of hocus-pocus. I’m waiting.
I imagine Quirrell must have been pissing his pants at this point, because Snape can be pretty freaking scary. But it's sexy scary.
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