Snape Quote of the Week #13

  "You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you," Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him (Harry continued to pound his scarab beetles, even though he had already reduced them to a very fine powder), "but I don't care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him."
  Harry tipped the powdered beetles into his cauldron and started cutting up his ginger roots. His hands were shaking slightly out of anger, but he kept his eyes down, as though he couldn't hear what Snape was saying to him.
  "So I give you a fair warning, Potter," Snape continued in a softer and more dangerous voice, "pint-sized celebrity or not -- if I catch you breaking into my office one more time --"
  "I haven't been anywhere near your office!" said Harry angrily, forgetting his feigned deafness.
  "Don't lie to me," Snape hissed, his fathomless black eyes boring into Harry's. "Boomslang skin. Gillyweed. Both come from my private stores, and I know who stole them."

This is from the Goblet of Fire during a potions class after the Second Task. I love this quote because Snape is at his worst -- I mean best.

He's so scary at this part... I mean, he's practically radiating hatred. And Snape is one of those people that makes menacing sexy. This is why I always imagine Alan Rickman as Snape when I'm reading. When you imagine it in his voice, everything is just so amazing.

I can just imagine Snape bending over my table in potions class to tell me something, and muttering it so quietly that he has to get an inch from my face so I can hear him... I wouldn't even care if he was punishing me. I would just lean forward a little... Or pretend I was knocked forward on accident, just so I could kiss him.

Aside from his sexiness in this scene, I can really tell how angry he is. I mean, Harry just reminds him so much of James, and he has to freaking protect him. That just sucks.

And the last part of it was in the film adaption... sort of. Snape was in his storeroom, and Harry walked by, and Snape was all, "Not something found in your everyday garden... Ah, what is this?" And then when he's accusing Harry of stealing, he says, "Boomslang skin... Lacewing flies." But that's wrong, because Lacewing Flies aren't even in his private stores- you can find it in the student cupboard.

But he still says "Don't lie to me." n the movie, which makes me shudder everytime I hear it.

Snape Insults YOU #13

Snape Insults Charlie Sheen

As I have told you many times before, Mister Sheen, cocaine is not a potions ingredient. Nor is it powdered horn of a 'Crumple-horned Snorcack', because those do not exist. Rather, it is a Class C Non-Tradeable substance... If I find you with this again, I will report you to the Ministry. In the meantime, fifty points will be taken from Gryffindor, and you will scrub the bedpans in the Hospital Wing. That should teach you that you are not, in fact, 'winning.'

Snape Video of the Week #13

Bravest Man I Ever Knew- Ministry of Magic

Another Ministry of Magic song about Snape! This is definitely my Number 1 favorite song of ALL TIME. If you haven't heard it, crawl out from the rock you've been hiding under.

I can't get enough of this song... It utilizes the best quotes ever in musical form. The first few times I listened to it, I cried. Hard. But even though it's super sad, I got used to it eventually. Although, at random times, I cry while listening to it. It's super up-beat, too, which makes it super awesome.

I respect that everyone has their own opinion and while I think it would be boring if everyone had the same favorite character, I don't understand how anyone can read the entire series and not love Snape. Those people need to listen to this song a shitload of times, and then they'll love him.

Weekly Snape-ly Event #13

If you follow MiM, which I'm pretty sure most of you do, then you'll already know this. But according to the MiM timeline, it was Severus Snape's birthday a couple days ago.

The Daily Prophet even dedicated an article to it, which you can read here.

More people wished Professor Snape than anyone other MiM person... that says something. And a lot of people gave him presents, too... I gave him a pewter mug engarved with the Slytherin Crest and a serpent handle. Although, he seemed to enjoy my condolensces that his birthday was another year closer to death more. He said the thought was comforting.

Of course, he got a lot of wine, which is always a favorite... and the Dark Lord gave him a vase of lilies. I don't know if that was tactless or sensitive of him... I mean, wouldn't Snape like some lilies to smell whenever he liked? Or would he be too sodden with grief to look at them without crying?

And as usual, Bellatrix and Tonks and pretty much all the rebellion members only insulted him about his birthday. >_<

Snape Picture of the Week #13

This is all the proof you need that Beiber sucks and Snape rules. I would definitely watch this movie if it were real. I mean, 'Never Say Never'?! You just said it- twice! Besides, thanks to Snape, "Always" is an iconic word. So is "Dunderhead" and "394" and(if you've seen AVPM) "inarticulate bumble."

I will now take time to describe why this picture is the best thing ever.

It's epic. Snape is epic, and thus, this is epic. If you read closer, it says "Say Always @ AfterAllThisTime.com" Plus, you know Snape is amazing when you can take something Beiber related, add him to it, and it's suddenly awesome!

It's also sad. The "Always" quote in the Prince's Tale always make me cry so hard. Now, whenever I hear the word in or out of context, I cry a little on the inside.

And of of course, it's bloody SEXY. Well, Snape is always sexy, but with this picture of him- with his hair like that, and him looking straight at you, and all those buttons... Too many buttons, too little time. And Snape's outift is really tight... Ugh, I just want to run my hand down his chest. Just once.

It's not everyday that you find a picture that's epic, sad, and sexy all at the same time.

Snape Site of the Week #6

This week, I figured I should do a fanfiction site.

Of course, it's comprised of fanfiction entirely about Snape, which is bloody awesome. You probably know about it, but I might as well feature it anyway. It's called Occlumency, and is an archive with hundreds of Snape fics. There's all the Snape pairings you could think of, and all the genres. And yes, there's dirty fics. ;D

There's also featured art on the homepage, and right now, it's a picture of Snape in the shower. Sadly, though, it's not below his waist.

There's other sycophant hex sites for Snape, or maybe just one. I'm not sure. But it's called Ashwinder, and it's only Snape/Hermione fics. That really says something, when you think about it-- There must be more Snape/Hermione fics than all the other Snape pairings put together. Am I the only one that thinks that's a little weird?

Nevertheless, they're good websites when you want a good Snape story.

Fanfiction Friday #13

Okay, this is just creepy. It's Friday the 13th, and it's also Fanfiction Friday #13. I assure you, I did not plan this. Coincidentally, it's also Robert Pattinson's birthday. Just thought I ought to mention it.

Today, I have a Snarry fic. Yes, Snarry. Snarry's the sort of pairing that you either love or you hate, but then again, people are indecisive. I normally hate Snape/Harry fics, but I love looking at fanart for it. But today, I was looking for fics, and realized that I hadn't done a Snarry yet. Needless to say, I found one, and it's not that bad.

It's called Mate?, and is an AU that takes place after Harry's final battle with Voldemort, in which Snape wasn't killed(obviously). Or at least, I assume they mean it to be only AU in that sense, because it implies that the whole Snape and Lily thing still happened. It's 15 chapters so far, and is still continuing.

What initially drew me to it is that it's Rated M, which means explicit sexual situations. Yay. Also, there's Mpreg involved(which, in case you didn't know, is male pregnancy). So, I figured I should warn you.

Either way, it's a great fic so far, and the relationship actually makes sense, so it's not just mindless smut.

You know what a Boggart turns into when it sees me? You refusing to click this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6875416/1/Mate