Snape Quote of the Week #4

"How come I saw through the snake's eyes if it's Voldemort's thoughts I'm sharing?"
"Do not say the Dark Lord's name!" spat Snape.

This is from The Order of the Phoenix in the chapter Occlumency, when Snape is first teaching him Occlumency. Now, Harry says that Dumbledore says his name, and Snape tells him that Dumbledore is a powerful wizard, then rubs his Dark Mark. I'd assume this implies that Death Eaters don't say his name, and instead have to call him the Dark Lord, but Snape's miles away frm him, and I don't see how Voldemort could know. Obviously, he's not doing it out of respect or fear, because he truly hates him. So there has to be a deeper reason as to why he doesn't want Harry to say his name. Perhaps he loathes Voldemort so much that he can't bear to hear his name. Or maybe, it has something to do with Harry's connection with Voldemort, and he's only looking out for him. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'd only make me love Snape more.

Snape Insults YOU #4

Snape Insults Ke$ha

I've told Mr Diggory and I've told you a thousand times, glittering is NOT permitted in the corridors! Now, scrub all that glue and body glitter off your person and put on you school robes! NO- You cannot rip your robes to make them more revealing! Fifty points from- wait, what House are you in? The Whore House? I'll just go with that. On that note, what the devil is even your surname?! You can't just be Ke Dollar Sign Ha... That would be absurd! And will you please turn off the autotune when you speak in my classroom?! Only I sound cool with autotune...

Snape Video of the Week #4

Snape does the hair flip

This video is only 3 seconds long, but it's still awesome. I totally raped the "replay" button... about 394 times. It's fun to replay it over and over again... and you swoon every time. He just looks so sexy right there! There's not much else I can say except... watch it. A lot.

Weekly Snape-ly Event #4

Illustrator James Goodridge released Official concept art for the HP movies, including this:



It's a sneak peak of Snape as Headmaster of Hogwarts, with all the Death Eaters behind him, in Deathly Hallows Part 2.

Isn't it the most epic thing ever?!

He looks slightly reluctant to be letting all the Death Eaters, like it's his duty from the Dark Lord, but he really doesn't want to.

If you want to see more DH concept art, click on this link: http://www.snitchseeker.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1400

Snape Picture of the Week #4

In case you didn't know, this is Snape from A Very Potter Musical. If you don't know what A Very Potter Musical is, you need to go drown in a lake. Or watch it, whichever. I LOVE AVPM so much,. and the portrayal of Snape in it is hilarious. This would be after the grvaeyard scene when Snape has cut his hand off, and comes back with hook-hand. Harry knows it must have been Snape in the graveyard, but Dumbledore said that Snape told he lost his hand in an accident. I don't know why, but his face in this shot is awesome and adorable.

How To Be Like Snape #4

Get Hair Like Snape
I was going to do something better than this, but I have places to be and things to do, so I picked one that wouldn't require much time. Sorry.

As we all know, Snape's hair is extremely greasy. Some say it's because he doesn't take showers, but I say he takes plenty of showers, and it's because he just has naturally greasy hair that he can't help. Although, not taking showers would be a good way to get hair like him.

I have naturally greasy hair, which won't go away no matter how many showers I take. My parents make fun of me and constantly tell me it's gross, but I really don't mind. In fact, I consider myself quite lucky to have hair like Snape.

Well, it's not exactly like Snape's, because it isn't straight and it's not black. But at least I have one aspect right.

So to get it greasy enough, either don't take showers that often, or use hair creams that make your hair not frizzy and straight. Or, if you're lucky like me, just move onto the next step.

Snape has pure black hair, which is really rare. Most people will say they have black hair when they really just have dark brown hair. So you should probably dye it.

His hair is a bit past shoulder-length in the first movie, but you can tell he lets it grow out throughout the series. In the Half-Blood Prince, it's actually really long. So your hair has to be long, but not too long. I suggest letting it grow out to a few inches past your shoulders, but stopping it there.

You should also straighten it, or use a cream (like Chi) that'll keep it straight and greasy at the same time. However, allow you can tell there's a couple curls in Snape's hair sometimes, so it doesn't have to be completely straight.

Also, he parts his hair in the middle, so your hair should hang evenly on the sides.

Here's a pic so you'll have a good idea of what your hair should look like:

Okay, ignore the writing and focus on his hair, because it's awesome in this pic. (It's referencing Die Hard though, in case you didn't know.) It's cut from the DH movie poster, and it's really long here. Omg, I just love his hair so much. I want to feel it.

Fanfiction Friday #4

I know this is third week in a row that I've done a Snape/Hermione fic, and the second week in a row it's been a humor one, but this was too funny to not share with you guys.

It's called Old Spice Snape, and it's only one chapter. Trust me, it's hilarious, and you'll be wishing it could happen to you. Also, it's too short to say anymore without giving stuff away, so...

My Name is Harry Potter.

Hi, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle.

Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?

No, but I have this awesome link to a fanfiction: http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=24111