If you follow MiM, which I'm pretty sure most of you do, then you'll already know this. But according to the MiM timeline, it was Severus Snape's birthday a couple days ago.
The Daily Prophet even dedicated an article to it, which you can read here.
More people wished Professor Snape than anyone other MiM person... that says something. And a lot of people gave him presents, too... I gave him a pewter mug engarved with the Slytherin Crest and a serpent handle. Although, he seemed to enjoy my condolensces that his birthday was another year closer to death more. He said the thought was comforting.
Of course, he got a lot of wine, which is always a favorite... and the Dark Lord gave him a vase of lilies. I don't know if that was tactless or sensitive of him... I mean, wouldn't Snape like some lilies to smell whenever he liked? Or would he be too sodden with grief to look at them without crying?
And as usual, Bellatrix and Tonks and pretty much all the rebellion members only insulted him about his birthday. >_<
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #13
This is all the proof you need that Beiber sucks and Snape rules. I would definitely watch this movie if it were real. I mean, 'Never Say Never'?! You just said it- twice! Besides, thanks to Snape, "Always" is an iconic word. So is "Dunderhead" and "394" and(if you've seen AVPM) "inarticulate bumble."
I will now take time to describe why this picture is the best thing ever.
It's epic. Snape is epic, and thus, this is epic. If you read closer, it says "Say Always @ AfterAllThisTime.com" Plus, you know Snape is amazing when you can take something Beiber related, add him to it, and it's suddenly awesome!
It's also sad. The "Always" quote in the Prince's Tale always make me cry so hard. Now, whenever I hear the word in or out of context, I cry a little on the inside.
And of of course, it's bloody SEXY. Well, Snape is always sexy, but with this picture of him- with his hair like that, and him looking straight at you, and all those buttons... Too many buttons, too little time. And Snape's outift is really tight... Ugh, I just want to run my hand down his chest. Just once.
It's not everyday that you find a picture that's epic, sad, and sexy all at the same time.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Snape Site of the Week #6
This week, I figured I should do a fanfiction site.
Of course, it's comprised of fanfiction entirely about Snape, which is bloody awesome. You probably know about it, but I might as well feature it anyway. It's called Occlumency, and is an archive with hundreds of Snape fics. There's all the Snape pairings you could think of, and all the genres. And yes, there's dirty fics. ;D
There's also featured art on the homepage, and right now, it's a picture of Snape in the shower. Sadly, though, it's not below his waist.
There's other sycophant hex sites for Snape, or maybe just one. I'm not sure. But it's called Ashwinder, and it's only Snape/Hermione fics. That really says something, when you think about it-- There must be more Snape/Hermione fics than all the other Snape pairings put together. Am I the only one that thinks that's a little weird?
Nevertheless, they're good websites when you want a good Snape story.
Of course, it's comprised of fanfiction entirely about Snape, which is bloody awesome. You probably know about it, but I might as well feature it anyway. It's called Occlumency, and is an archive with hundreds of Snape fics. There's all the Snape pairings you could think of, and all the genres. And yes, there's dirty fics. ;D
There's also featured art on the homepage, and right now, it's a picture of Snape in the shower. Sadly, though, it's not below his waist.
There's other sycophant hex sites for Snape, or maybe just one. I'm not sure. But it's called Ashwinder, and it's only Snape/Hermione fics. That really says something, when you think about it-- There must be more Snape/Hermione fics than all the other Snape pairings put together. Am I the only one that thinks that's a little weird?
Nevertheless, they're good websites when you want a good Snape story.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #13
Okay, this is just creepy. It's Friday the 13th, and it's also Fanfiction Friday #13. I assure you, I did not plan this. Coincidentally, it's also Robert Pattinson's birthday. Just thought I ought to mention it.
Today, I have a Snarry fic. Yes, Snarry. Snarry's the sort of pairing that you either love or you hate, but then again, people are indecisive. I normally hate Snape/Harry fics, but I love looking at fanart for it. But today, I was looking for fics, and realized that I hadn't done a Snarry yet. Needless to say, I found one, and it's not that bad.
It's called Mate?, and is an AU that takes place after Harry's final battle with Voldemort, in which Snape wasn't killed(obviously). Or at least, I assume they mean it to be only AU in that sense, because it implies that the whole Snape and Lily thing still happened. It's 15 chapters so far, and is still continuing.
What initially drew me to it is that it's Rated M, which means explicit sexual situations. Yay. Also, there's Mpreg involved(which, in case you didn't know, is male pregnancy). So, I figured I should warn you.
Either way, it's a great fic so far, and the relationship actually makes sense, so it's not just mindless smut.
You know what a Boggart turns into when it sees me? You refusing to click this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6875416/1/Mate
Today, I have a Snarry fic. Yes, Snarry. Snarry's the sort of pairing that you either love or you hate, but then again, people are indecisive. I normally hate Snape/Harry fics, but I love looking at fanart for it. But today, I was looking for fics, and realized that I hadn't done a Snarry yet. Needless to say, I found one, and it's not that bad.
It's called Mate?, and is an AU that takes place after Harry's final battle with Voldemort, in which Snape wasn't killed(obviously). Or at least, I assume they mean it to be only AU in that sense, because it implies that the whole Snape and Lily thing still happened. It's 15 chapters so far, and is still continuing.
What initially drew me to it is that it's Rated M, which means explicit sexual situations. Yay. Also, there's Mpreg involved(which, in case you didn't know, is male pregnancy). So, I figured I should warn you.
Either way, it's a great fic so far, and the relationship actually makes sense, so it's not just mindless smut.
You know what a Boggart turns into when it sees me? You refusing to click this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6875416/1/Mate
Snape Quote of the Week #12
"I'm sure my colleagues will want to enter into the spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion!"
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.
I'm sorry this post was late, but Blogger wasn't working yesterday. Anyway, in case you didn't know, this is from the Chamber of Secrets, on Valentine's Day. I didn't include the whole quote, because only the part about Snape seemed important. And that's Lockhart saying it, by the way. I realized that this is the first quote I've done that's about Snape, but not him saying it.
I laugh a little bit every time I read this part, because I can just imagine the look on Snape's face. You know, his eye twitching, lip curling, and a look of absolute fury igniting in his eyes. It's too bad hey didn't include this in the movie, because I want to see Alan Rickman make that face. Honestly, I'd be making that face too. I hate Valentine's Day, because everyone's giving each other flowers and chocolate and other stupid shit. I can imagine myself and Snape skulking in the corner together, folding our arms and scowling at everyone.
I also want to see what would actually happen if someone asked Snape for a Love Potion. He'd probably cast them a look of pure venom, then point to the door, and say coldly but without raising his voice, "Out!"
Speaking of Love Potions, if I had Amortentia, it would smell like Snape to me. Just him. *inhales and smiles*
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.
I'm sorry this post was late, but Blogger wasn't working yesterday. Anyway, in case you didn't know, this is from the Chamber of Secrets, on Valentine's Day. I didn't include the whole quote, because only the part about Snape seemed important. And that's Lockhart saying it, by the way. I realized that this is the first quote I've done that's about Snape, but not him saying it.
I laugh a little bit every time I read this part, because I can just imagine the look on Snape's face. You know, his eye twitching, lip curling, and a look of absolute fury igniting in his eyes. It's too bad hey didn't include this in the movie, because I want to see Alan Rickman make that face. Honestly, I'd be making that face too. I hate Valentine's Day, because everyone's giving each other flowers and chocolate and other stupid shit. I can imagine myself and Snape skulking in the corner together, folding our arms and scowling at everyone.
I also want to see what would actually happen if someone asked Snape for a Love Potion. He'd probably cast them a look of pure venom, then point to the door, and say coldly but without raising his voice, "Out!"
Speaking of Love Potions, if I had Amortentia, it would smell like Snape to me. Just him. *inhales and smiles*
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #12
Snape Insults J.K. Rowling
Must you make everything difficult for me, Miss Rowling? As an omnicient author, you create and control everything, and you insist on ruining my life. First, I lose the girl I love to the man I loathe more than anything, and then they both die at the hands of the man I work for. Then, the only way I can go on living without hating myself(well, not as much as I would) is to teach insolent brats for years. And then, I have to spend the majority of my time saving Potter from Quirrell, a bloody book, Sirius Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Voldemort, and pretty much everything. And how dare you kill me off? I do all that, and then I have to die?! Do you realize how much my fangirls hate you now? Fifty-thousand points from Gryffindor.
Must you make everything difficult for me, Miss Rowling? As an omnicient author, you create and control everything, and you insist on ruining my life. First, I lose the girl I love to the man I loathe more than anything, and then they both die at the hands of the man I work for. Then, the only way I can go on living without hating myself(well, not as much as I would) is to teach insolent brats for years. And then, I have to spend the majority of my time saving Potter from Quirrell, a bloody book, Sirius Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Voldemort, and pretty much everything. And how dare you kill me off? I do all that, and then I have to die?! Do you realize how much my fangirls hate you now? Fifty-thousand points from Gryffindor.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Snape Video of the Week #12
Pretty Women- Alan Rickman in Sweeny Todd
Not a Snape video, but it's Alan Rickman. If you haven't seen Sweeny Todd, you need to. It's a horror-musical, and it has Alan Rickman, Helena Bonoham Carter(Bellatrix), Timmothy Spall(Wormtail), and Jamie Campbell Bower(young Grindelwald) in it. Plus Johnny Depp, and even though he's not an HP star, he's still awesome. But anyway, it's a really good movie, and worth watching even if you don't like Alan Rickman.
Doesn't Alan sing like a freaking angel? His voice is already like silk when he speaks, so when he sings... *shudders*
I want him to sing to me. I'd die happy if Alan could sing to me.
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