This is a weekly post in which I pick a person I hate, whether it be an actor, band, movie/tv character, etc., and Snape insults them until they cry.
This Week: Snape insults Rachel from Glee
"That's funny, Miss Berry... I don't recall asking you to break everyone's eardrums beyond repair in the middle of my class. That's twenty points from Hufflepuff and detention for the rest of this week... My God, you call that singing? I'm sorry, maybe I didn't hear you right, maybe it'll sound better if I let Buckbeak gouge out my ears as well as all the other students. I'm sure it would be the preferred choice, rather than listen to those screams of agony... Oh, it's not supposed to be screaming? You might fit in better with the merpeople in the Lake, then. They share your taste in music. And while you're at it, Miss Berry, you can drop the Potter-attitude, I have enough of it in my other class. It's not all about you, you insolent little prat! Who cares if you don't think your situation is fair? Because in case it has escaped your notice, Miss Berry, life isn't fair. Now leave my classroom at once and don't return until you've found yourself some Felix Felicis or learned how to hold a note. Now, if you excuse me, I have a lunch date with Sue."
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