Snape Insults Senator Weiner
Mister Weiner- Wait, *sniggers* your name is actually Weiner? ...Well, Mister Weiner, would you kindly put your weiner away?! I'll have you know that it is a considerable offense to "Tweet" pictures of your nether regions, whatever "Tweeting" is... Unless, of course, I am the one doing it- It is every woman's dream to get inside my pants. You, however, have a wife, and are supposedly cheating on her with multiple women... This should automatically result in expulsion, but I think some public humiliation would do you some good before your reputation with the rest of the world is ruined. You sir, are a dunderhead for thinking we would believe your obvious lie. And your wife is dunderhead for staying with you. Oh, and you look like a newt.
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