Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Snape Insults YOU #14

Snape Insults Bella Swan

Dear Merlin, even I am not as depressed as you are, Miss Swan. Oh, you think your life is just so horrible, do you? I see, you hate that your father is too protective. Yes, that is just terrible compared to having a father that hates everything you and your mother are. And you seem to have plenty of friends, Miss Swan. All of whom met you, and despite your pathetic demeanor, took a instant liking to you. Yes, I understand just how much it hurts to have a lot of friends that care about you. The person you love more than anything left you? Well, at least they didn't marry the person you hated more than anything, have a baby with them, then die at your partial fault. How long had you known this person? Ten years? Eight years? Oh- less than two years. And how did you fall in love with him? Were you his best friend? Oh, I get it. He was 'attractive.' And he liked you because he couldn't read your mind? Well, Miss Swan, I have attempted Legilimency on you, and found nothing in that hollow head of yours. So it's no wonder he couldn't hear anything.