Saturday, July 2, 2011

Snape Products You Should Totally Buy #6

You love Snape's voice, right? Of course you do! We all do... it's one of the things that makes him so amazing. But the voice we all have in our heads when we think of Snape is Alan Rickman's. That man's voice is like rubbing velvet together...

Well, you can listen to his voice for a few hours straight with the audiobook for Return of the Native by Thomas Hardy, narrated by Alan Rickman. I don't even know what the book is about, but I really don't care. It doesn't matter, anyway, because no one in their right mind would be paying attention to the words... Everyone is entranced by his magnificent voice. It's probably narrated by him because it's such a boring story and they wanted to sell more... Trust me, they wouldn't have sold half as many audiobooks of Return of the Native if it weren't for Alan.

You can get it on iTunes or buy it as a CD, and the CD on Amazon is here: http://www.amazon.com/Return-Native-Thomas-Hardy/dp/1572705701

I have it on my iPod, and it's great to listen to while you're going to sleep. That way, you're likely to have dreams about Alan.