Friday, May 13, 2011

Fanfiction Friday #13

Okay, this is just creepy. It's Friday the 13th, and it's also Fanfiction Friday #13. I assure you, I did not plan this. Coincidentally, it's also Robert Pattinson's birthday. Just thought I ought to mention it.

Today, I have a Snarry fic. Yes, Snarry. Snarry's the sort of pairing that you either love or you hate, but then again, people are indecisive. I normally hate Snape/Harry fics, but I love looking at fanart for it. But today, I was looking for fics, and realized that I hadn't done a Snarry yet. Needless to say, I found one, and it's not that bad.

It's called Mate?, and is an AU that takes place after Harry's final battle with Voldemort, in which Snape wasn't killed(obviously). Or at least, I assume they mean it to be only AU in that sense, because it implies that the whole Snape and Lily thing still happened. It's 15 chapters so far, and is still continuing.

What initially drew me to it is that it's Rated M, which means explicit sexual situations. Yay. Also, there's Mpreg involved(which, in case you didn't know, is male pregnancy). So, I figured I should warn you.

Either way, it's a great fic so far, and the relationship actually makes sense, so it's not just mindless smut.

You know what a Boggart turns into when it sees me? You refusing to click this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6875416/1/Mate

Snape Quote of the Week #12

"I'm sure my colleagues will want to enter into the spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion!"
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

I'm sorry this post was late, but Blogger wasn't working yesterday. Anyway, in case you didn't know, this is from the Chamber of Secrets, on Valentine's Day. I didn't include the whole quote, because only the part about Snape seemed important. And that's Lockhart saying it, by the way. I realized that this is the first quote I've done that's about Snape, but not him saying it.

I laugh a little bit every time I read this part, because I can just imagine the look on Snape's face. You know, his eye twitching, lip curling, and a look of absolute fury igniting in his eyes. It's too bad hey didn't include this in the movie, because I want to see Alan Rickman make that face. Honestly, I'd be making that face too. I hate Valentine's Day, because everyone's giving each other flowers and chocolate and other stupid shit. I can imagine myself and Snape skulking in the corner together, folding our arms and scowling at everyone.

I also want to see what would actually happen if someone asked Snape for a Love Potion. He'd probably cast them a look of pure venom, then point to the door, and say coldly but without raising his voice, "Out!"

Speaking of Love Potions, if I had Amortentia, it would smell like Snape to me. Just him. *inhales and smiles*