Snape Song- Let Me Penetrate You
Yet another Snape song! I don't know if it was originally made by the same person that made the other, but I still love it!
If you went straight to the page on Youtube, you'd notice that the majority of the comments say something like "You can penetrate me anytime, Snape ;)"... And one of them was mine. I think we all would.
But I don't think Snape would want to penetrate Harry, who it seems the song is about... O_o You won't believe how many Snape/Harry fics I've found, and how many of them are non-consensual... *shudders*
Nevertheless, this is hilarious! Like all the others, I've completely memorized it... And I get wierd looks whenever I sing it. :D
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #6
Oh my Rowling, this is exciting! *hyperventilates*
Alan Fucking Rickman is to star in Gambit, which is scheduled to start filming in May! His character will be the Richest Man in England... of course. He's always the rich guy.
It's so awesome that he's going to be in a new movie, but seeing as they hasn't even started shooting yet, it's going to be a while... :( I hope he'll make time for TV appearances (especially Doctor Who, they NEED him) and short films along the way.
If you want the article for all the details, here's the link: http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/news/article_1628267.php/Alan-Rickman-tries-to-figure-out-the-Gambit
Alan Fucking Rickman is to star in Gambit, which is scheduled to start filming in May! His character will be the Richest Man in England... of course. He's always the rich guy.
It's so awesome that he's going to be in a new movie, but seeing as they hasn't even started shooting yet, it's going to be a while... :( I hope he'll make time for TV appearances (especially Doctor Who, they NEED him) and short films along the way.
If you want the article for all the details, here's the link: http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/news/article_1628267.php/Alan-Rickman-tries-to-figure-out-the-Gambit
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #6
I drew this myself- it's me snogging Snape! ^_^ See, I was thinking about my fanfiction in the later years, as I intend for it to last the time span of the actual Harry Potter books, and was determined to have my OC character snog Snape eventually, even though he's still in love with Lily... and I figured out how to make it work. But I can't tell you what that is, because since I had to add a lot of background and other things for it to make sense, it's going to be a major plot point. Besides, I'm hardly on Halloween of Year 1 so far, so it'll have to be a while for it happens. Anyway... thereason I wanted to make this happen is because I sort of base my OC character off myself, and as we all know, I really want to snog Snape. So I had this fantasy, and I keep reliving it in my head and hoping I dream about it... and one night, I decided I was going to draw it. Because when you draw your fantasies, they just feel more real.
So now, I have this picture on my wall(in my room, not my facebook wall). But I did post in on Severus Snape (MiM)'s wall, and some people thought it was cool, some people were freaked out (especially Snape himself...), and some were jealous.
Honestly, I think this is the best thing I've ever drawn. I worked really hard on it.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
How To Be Like Snape #6
Bloody Hell, I'm running out of ideas for this... Eventually, I'll have to make Saturdays something else, but I'm going to drag this out as long as I can.
Have Snape's Sexy Bod
I could have called this "Look Like Snape", but that would have been boring.
Basically, there's already the Hair Like Snape and Dress Like Snape, so this for actually physically looking like him.
His Nose
First, there's his most prominent feature: his nose. It's huge. And J.K. Rowling makes sure to get the point across that it is. She's not exaggerating, either. It's supposed to take up at least(if not more than) a third of his face. It's large, convex, angular, and hooked. I'm sorry if I've repeated that in several blog posts, but I love to describe his nose. Now, whether or not we already thought they were sexy, Snape made those types of noses for us. Or at least, he makes it work. The characers in the book think it makes him ugly, as well as many people that aren't Snape fans. But that should be good, shouldn't? Having people think you're ugly just adds to being Snape. The more you're made fun of, the more depressed you are, and Snape's depressed. Oh God... is it unhealthy to want to be depressed just to be like a book character?
Anyway, if you already have a Snape nose, lucky you! If you're a guy, I'll bet that there are a few girls secretly crushing on you just for looing like Snape. If not, there's not really much you can do except look down a lot to give the illusion that you have a downturned nose, or get a nose job. My nose is the kind that has that little bump on the bridge, so it's not concave, and closer to being convex than straight. Close enough.
His Skin
Once again, Snape made sallow skin for us. We like a guy that's so pale he could be a vampire(the real kind, not the stupid sparkly kind). To get this pale, just stay inside all the time. The more you go outside, he more tanned you get. And you don't want to be tan. However, you'll eventually have a large Vitamin D defficiency, so you should eat a lot of fish and eggs. If you're the outside type or play a lot of sports, too bad. Quit your sport and become the inside type, if you want to be like Snape. If you refuse to do so, you're not determined enough. Snape spends all his time alone in the dungeons, so he cannot be tan.
His skin would also be greasy, but that's because his hair is so greasy. It sticks to his face... it's a wonder how he doesn't have acne. Well, at least, he's never described as having any acne... not even when he was a teenager. Maybe he hexes them off... or uses an Anti-Acne potion. If you have naturally greasy hair or choose to only take showers sporadically for Snape-like hair, your skin will be greasy. This may be a good thing, but you should still use some sort of zit cream. If you're a teenager, you'll have greasy skin anyway.
His SEXY Bod
Now, I imagine that Snape is in pretty good shape. I mean, he probably spends the time that he isn't protecting Harry or teaching Potions to work out. I doubt he actually has abs or defined muscles, but he should have a tight stomach and firm biceps. Oh God... I really want to feel his muscles now. *drools* Anyway, all I can tell you is to not get fat. If you're already fat, stop eating so much, you fatty. And you should at least do push-up and sit-ups regulary and become relatively strong. But don't show off your strength, because Snape doesn't do that. At least be strong enough to drag a student by their ear.
And if you're a guy, shave your chest hair. I just can't imagine Snape with a lot of chest hair.
Here's what he probably looks like without his clothes-but not completely naked, I couldn't find a pic of him naked :(
Have Snape's Sexy Bod
I could have called this "Look Like Snape", but that would have been boring.
Basically, there's already the Hair Like Snape and Dress Like Snape, so this for actually physically looking like him.
His Nose
First, there's his most prominent feature: his nose. It's huge. And J.K. Rowling makes sure to get the point across that it is. She's not exaggerating, either. It's supposed to take up at least(if not more than) a third of his face. It's large, convex, angular, and hooked. I'm sorry if I've repeated that in several blog posts, but I love to describe his nose. Now, whether or not we already thought they were sexy, Snape made those types of noses for us. Or at least, he makes it work. The characers in the book think it makes him ugly, as well as many people that aren't Snape fans. But that should be good, shouldn't? Having people think you're ugly just adds to being Snape. The more you're made fun of, the more depressed you are, and Snape's depressed. Oh God... is it unhealthy to want to be depressed just to be like a book character?
Anyway, if you already have a Snape nose, lucky you! If you're a guy, I'll bet that there are a few girls secretly crushing on you just for looing like Snape. If not, there's not really much you can do except look down a lot to give the illusion that you have a downturned nose, or get a nose job. My nose is the kind that has that little bump on the bridge, so it's not concave, and closer to being convex than straight. Close enough.
His Skin
Once again, Snape made sallow skin for us. We like a guy that's so pale he could be a vampire(the real kind, not the stupid sparkly kind). To get this pale, just stay inside all the time. The more you go outside, he more tanned you get. And you don't want to be tan. However, you'll eventually have a large Vitamin D defficiency, so you should eat a lot of fish and eggs. If you're the outside type or play a lot of sports, too bad. Quit your sport and become the inside type, if you want to be like Snape. If you refuse to do so, you're not determined enough. Snape spends all his time alone in the dungeons, so he cannot be tan.
His skin would also be greasy, but that's because his hair is so greasy. It sticks to his face... it's a wonder how he doesn't have acne. Well, at least, he's never described as having any acne... not even when he was a teenager. Maybe he hexes them off... or uses an Anti-Acne potion. If you have naturally greasy hair or choose to only take showers sporadically for Snape-like hair, your skin will be greasy. This may be a good thing, but you should still use some sort of zit cream. If you're a teenager, you'll have greasy skin anyway.
His SEXY Bod
Now, I imagine that Snape is in pretty good shape. I mean, he probably spends the time that he isn't protecting Harry or teaching Potions to work out. I doubt he actually has abs or defined muscles, but he should have a tight stomach and firm biceps. Oh God... I really want to feel his muscles now. *drools* Anyway, all I can tell you is to not get fat. If you're already fat, stop eating so much, you fatty. And you should at least do push-up and sit-ups regulary and become relatively strong. But don't show off your strength, because Snape doesn't do that. At least be strong enough to drag a student by their ear.
And if you're a guy, shave your chest hair. I just can't imagine Snape with a lot of chest hair.
Here's what he probably looks like without his clothes-but not completely naked, I couldn't find a pic of him naked :(
Friday, March 25, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #6
Today, I spent a lot of time looking for a good Snape/Lily fic... And honestly, a lot of them sucked. They were just too short, or lacking in correct grammar, or badly written, or just had a stupid plot. I don't like Snape/Lily stories that are too AU or OOC. But they have to have some sort of sense of requited love... even if it has to have tragic events that make it impossible.
So after several failures, I stumbled upon A Life Worth Dying For... and it's pretty awesome. It starts off canon, gets into some sweet moments that we'd really like to happen, and starts to confuse you. It'll give you a lot of "What if?" questions... and you'll really think about the complexities of time and space and... stuff.
There's 14 chapters so far, the last one having been published 3 days ago... so there's more to come. I love that people can take this world and these characters and put them into their own story... and actually continue on for this long, instead of hardly writing a few hundred words. Some might call us nerds, but I call us awesome.
Really, you should read this if you're a Snape/Lily fan. As long as you don't mind non-canon, I'm sure you'll love it!
Oh, very good...Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you. 'Links are transparent.' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6723844/1/A_Life_Worth_Dying_For
So after several failures, I stumbled upon A Life Worth Dying For... and it's pretty awesome. It starts off canon, gets into some sweet moments that we'd really like to happen, and starts to confuse you. It'll give you a lot of "What if?" questions... and you'll really think about the complexities of time and space and... stuff.
There's 14 chapters so far, the last one having been published 3 days ago... so there's more to come. I love that people can take this world and these characters and put them into their own story... and actually continue on for this long, instead of hardly writing a few hundred words. Some might call us nerds, but I call us awesome.
Really, you should read this if you're a Snape/Lily fan. As long as you don't mind non-canon, I'm sure you'll love it!
Oh, very good...Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you. 'Links are transparent.' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6723844/1/A_Life_Worth_Dying_For
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Snape Quote of the Week #5
Hermione gasped. Harry and Ron wheeled around.
Snape was standing there.
"Good afternoon," he said smoothly.
They stared at him.
:"You shouldn't be inside on a day like this," he said, with an odd, twisted smile.
"We were-" Harry began, without any idea what he was going to say.
"You want to be more careful," said Snape. "Hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something. And Gryffindor really can't afford to lose any more points, can it?"
Oh my Rowling, I love this one. Snape really has a knack for appearing behind them all of a suddan, doesn't he? Plus, it's like he can read your mind... You know, if he could read my mind, he'd probably freak out and run away. :D But anyway, it's just so hilarious how he's saying that to them when he's inside as well. I'm so glad they actually put it in the movie! And, omg, the voice Alan Rickman uses when he's saying it... effing sexy.
Snape was standing there.
"Good afternoon," he said smoothly.
They stared at him.
:"You shouldn't be inside on a day like this," he said, with an odd, twisted smile.
"We were-" Harry began, without any idea what he was going to say.
"You want to be more careful," said Snape. "Hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something. And Gryffindor really can't afford to lose any more points, can it?"
Oh my Rowling, I love this one. Snape really has a knack for appearing behind them all of a suddan, doesn't he? Plus, it's like he can read your mind... You know, if he could read my mind, he'd probably freak out and run away. :D But anyway, it's just so hilarious how he's saying that to them when he's inside as well. I'm so glad they actually put it in the movie! And, omg, the voice Alan Rickman uses when he's saying it... effing sexy.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #5
Snape Insults Miley Cyrus It is my understanding, Miss Cyrus. that your previous attempts to "Party in the USA" were hopelessly fruitless, as the USA does not want you there. But must you come into our country as well? I, as well as the rest of the UK, would very much prefer you far, far away. Oh, I suppose you pride yourself on having a double-life? You think that makes you special? Well you're doing a dreadful job at it... I, on the hand, am a quadruple-agent. And your name... is stupid. Hannah Montana? I suppose that's "cool", is it? Not as cool as my name... Yours has a state in it... Mine's just plain awesome. I'm Severus Fucking Snape, bitch.
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