"You fool," said Lupin softly. "Is a schoolboy grudge worth putting and innocent man back inside Azkaban?"
BANG! Thin, snakelike cords burst from the end of Snape's wand and twisted themselves around Lupin's mouth, wrists, and ankles; he overbalanced and fell to the floor, unable to move. With a roar of rage, Black started toward Snape, but Snape pointed his wand straight between Black's eyes.
"Give me a reason," he whispered. "Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will."
That was from Prisoner of Azkaban , when Snape shows up in the Shreiking Shack.
This makes me really mad, because I wouldn't call it a "schoolboy grudge." I think Snape had a right to hate him, considering how James and Sirius tormented him as a child, and it's their fault that Lily stopped being friends with him. So if you call that a "schoolboy grudge," then yes, it's worth it. Hell, I would do the same. Besides, when have you ever known Snape to care about the fate of other people?
And the last part is really emanating with anger- So much that I feel Snape's anger. How would it feel to finally confront the people that made your life the Hell it is today, and have them completely at your mercy? You'd be filled with unfathomable rage the moment you saw them, but once you had them all in the same room, and you're the only one with a wand... You'll go insane with revenge.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #9
Snape Insults Stephanie Meyer
Miss Meyer, need I remind you that this is Potions Class? Put away your laptop this instant! I will have none of this nonsense of 'vampires sparkle' and 'werewolves change at will,' anyway. Vampires are bloodsucking monsters- You should know this! And clearly you didn't read page 394, or else you would have known that werewolves only change at the full moon, and cannot control themselves when they transform! If you continue to refuse to believe me, perhaps I could send you to Remus Lupin next full moon so you can have hands-on experience... And I've had enough of you disrupting class to talk to Mr. Diggory! Five points from Gryffindor. Must you throw glitter on him in corridors? Filch has to clean that up, but he can't because he'll be busy giving you detention tonight!
Miss Meyer, need I remind you that this is Potions Class? Put away your laptop this instant! I will have none of this nonsense of 'vampires sparkle' and 'werewolves change at will,' anyway. Vampires are bloodsucking monsters- You should know this! And clearly you didn't read page 394, or else you would have known that werewolves only change at the full moon, and cannot control themselves when they transform! If you continue to refuse to believe me, perhaps I could send you to Remus Lupin next full moon so you can have hands-on experience... And I've had enough of you disrupting class to talk to Mr. Diggory! Five points from Gryffindor. Must you throw glitter on him in corridors? Filch has to clean that up, but he can't because he'll be busy giving you detention tonight!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Snape Video of the Week #9
Ellen Degeneres's Cameo in Deathly Hallows Part 1
This. Is. Bloody hilarious. I've watched this a million time because it literally never gets old. I'm suddenly really jealous of her... I need that Snape costume. You know what, I bet she's met Alan Rickman too. Now I'm even more jealous.
Only Ellen would throw a cherry tomato at the Dark Lord... Not that I would know, because I don't watch her show.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #9
If you live in Britain, you'll have gotten it about a week earlier, but on April 15th, Deathly Hallows Part 1 came out on DVD and Blu Ray!
But I got it on DVD(and I don't even know who has Blu Ray), so I couldn't get any of the special features.
But that was my first time watching it, so I thought I'd give my own review on it. If you haven't seen it yet, **SPOILERS**
I nearly lost it when Snape was first striding through the hedges and into the Malfoy Manor- he just looked so damn sexy. But anyway, I loved Alan Rickman so much in that scene. He's so perfect at keeping his face impassive during all that's happening, and yet we can see the torturedness in his eyes when he looks at Charity Burbage.
As for when Harry was finally left alone at Privet Drive, I got so mad that they cut out Dudley's redemption scene. I mean, they had it filmed and cut and everything, so why couldn't they use it?! They suck for not including it.
The Seven Harrys scene was perfect. Siriusly perfect. They got almost every line perfect, and it was hilarious! Same with the Battle Over Little Whinging- Every time I read the book, I never really feel sad when Hedwig died. Mostly because she's just a bird, and the only person I shed more than a couple tears for was Snape. But they actually made Hedwig's death sad... :'(
They didn't mess up too many details in Bill and Fleur's Wedding, so I didn't get too mad. Except that Kingsley's Patronus didn't even look like a Patronus.
Now, when they start hunting for Horcruxes, I got nervous because I knew there were going to be plot holes from the missing scenes in Half-Blood Prince. I noticed that they mainly tried to avoid those, but any true HP would have noticed their crude cover-up. When they were trying to get the locket from Umbridge, I liked how well they kept to the book. Then again, there's that thing that's annoyed me since the Chamber of Secrets; When you take Polyjuice Potion, you don't keep your own voice.
And although it wasn't in the book, I liked the scene where the Snatchers walk by them and Scabior smells Hermione's perfume. But I'm still dumbfounded as to why she'd be wearing perfume at all.
Of course, Ron leaving was heavy. Not enough to make me cry, but my heart was thudding. They did a good job. Harry and Hermione in Godric's Hollow was somewhat ironic, because Hermione tells him they should've used Polyjuice Potion, but in the book, they did use it. I was sort of disappointed at the lack of a statue of James, Lily, and Harry. Bathilda Bagshot looked exactly like I imagined her. And the fight between Harry and Nagini was especially awesome, and also sort of funny when they brought it into the bathroom.
When the silver doe showed up, I actually started crying. It seems wierd that I would cry for a Patronus and not for Hedwig or Mad-Eye, but that's just how much I love Snape. Because having read the whole thing multiple times, I know what Snape must have been feeling when he cast it. Plus it just makes me cry every time it's mentioned that his Patronus is a doe.
And here we are... Ron killing the Horcrux. Well, I know there's been a lot of controversy about the Horcrux Harry and Hermione appearing to make-out naked. I'm not going to lie, I thought it was a good touch to make Ron furious and was kind of hot.
Ron's whole speech about the tiny ball of light floating through his chest was so awesome, but not awesome enough to make me fall in love with him, like it did a lot of other people. Because no matter what, my heart belongs to Severus.
Then Xenophilius Lovegood's house... I want to live there. But anyway, I loved how they animated the Tale of the Three Brothers. I always imagined Xenophilius's voice in that scene to be a little wispier and nervous, though.
Even though it totally ruined the whole 'Taboo' thing, I didn't mind so much that they made a clear shortcut from Xeno's house to being caught by Snatchers. Did you see Scabior in that scene? He was effing SEXY. He could never compare to Severus, but he was pretty sexy. And he was freaking about to make out with Hermione. The lucky bitch.
The second Malfoy Manor scene was the best, by far. I was cringing when Hermione was screaming like that while being tortured by Bellatrix. Then I jumped in excitemnt when Dobby showed up. But I was so disappointed that they didn't include Wormtail's death. Then when Bellatrix was screaming at Dobby and he said, "Dobby never meant to kill, only maim or seriously injure!", I suddenly loved him so much. Just like with Hedwig, I was never sad at Dobby's death, but the movie made me cry a little.
I guess that's it for the review, except that I just want to mention how I always wait for Alan's Rickman's name to show up in the credits before I turn off the movie. :D
But I got it on DVD(and I don't even know who has Blu Ray), so I couldn't get any of the special features.
But that was my first time watching it, so I thought I'd give my own review on it. If you haven't seen it yet, **SPOILERS**
I nearly lost it when Snape was first striding through the hedges and into the Malfoy Manor- he just looked so damn sexy. But anyway, I loved Alan Rickman so much in that scene. He's so perfect at keeping his face impassive during all that's happening, and yet we can see the torturedness in his eyes when he looks at Charity Burbage.
As for when Harry was finally left alone at Privet Drive, I got so mad that they cut out Dudley's redemption scene. I mean, they had it filmed and cut and everything, so why couldn't they use it?! They suck for not including it.
The Seven Harrys scene was perfect. Siriusly perfect. They got almost every line perfect, and it was hilarious! Same with the Battle Over Little Whinging- Every time I read the book, I never really feel sad when Hedwig died. Mostly because she's just a bird, and the only person I shed more than a couple tears for was Snape. But they actually made Hedwig's death sad... :'(
They didn't mess up too many details in Bill and Fleur's Wedding, so I didn't get too mad. Except that Kingsley's Patronus didn't even look like a Patronus.
Now, when they start hunting for Horcruxes, I got nervous because I knew there were going to be plot holes from the missing scenes in Half-Blood Prince. I noticed that they mainly tried to avoid those, but any true HP would have noticed their crude cover-up. When they were trying to get the locket from Umbridge, I liked how well they kept to the book. Then again, there's that thing that's annoyed me since the Chamber of Secrets; When you take Polyjuice Potion, you don't keep your own voice.
And although it wasn't in the book, I liked the scene where the Snatchers walk by them and Scabior smells Hermione's perfume. But I'm still dumbfounded as to why she'd be wearing perfume at all.
Of course, Ron leaving was heavy. Not enough to make me cry, but my heart was thudding. They did a good job. Harry and Hermione in Godric's Hollow was somewhat ironic, because Hermione tells him they should've used Polyjuice Potion, but in the book, they did use it. I was sort of disappointed at the lack of a statue of James, Lily, and Harry. Bathilda Bagshot looked exactly like I imagined her. And the fight between Harry and Nagini was especially awesome, and also sort of funny when they brought it into the bathroom.
When the silver doe showed up, I actually started crying. It seems wierd that I would cry for a Patronus and not for Hedwig or Mad-Eye, but that's just how much I love Snape. Because having read the whole thing multiple times, I know what Snape must have been feeling when he cast it. Plus it just makes me cry every time it's mentioned that his Patronus is a doe.
And here we are... Ron killing the Horcrux. Well, I know there's been a lot of controversy about the Horcrux Harry and Hermione appearing to make-out naked. I'm not going to lie, I thought it was a good touch to make Ron furious and was kind of hot.
Ron's whole speech about the tiny ball of light floating through his chest was so awesome, but not awesome enough to make me fall in love with him, like it did a lot of other people. Because no matter what, my heart belongs to Severus.
Then Xenophilius Lovegood's house... I want to live there. But anyway, I loved how they animated the Tale of the Three Brothers. I always imagined Xenophilius's voice in that scene to be a little wispier and nervous, though.
Even though it totally ruined the whole 'Taboo' thing, I didn't mind so much that they made a clear shortcut from Xeno's house to being caught by Snatchers. Did you see Scabior in that scene? He was effing SEXY. He could never compare to Severus, but he was pretty sexy. And he was freaking about to make out with Hermione. The lucky bitch.
The second Malfoy Manor scene was the best, by far. I was cringing when Hermione was screaming like that while being tortured by Bellatrix. Then I jumped in excitemnt when Dobby showed up. But I was so disappointed that they didn't include Wormtail's death. Then when Bellatrix was screaming at Dobby and he said, "Dobby never meant to kill, only maim or seriously injure!", I suddenly loved him so much. Just like with Hedwig, I was never sad at Dobby's death, but the movie made me cry a little.
I guess that's it for the review, except that I just want to mention how I always wait for Alan's Rickman's name to show up in the credits before I turn off the movie. :D
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #9
After posting that Snape Quote of the Week a couple weeks ago, I decided to draw a picture of what I think Snape looked like during that scene. I did my best to capture the fury in his eyes and the stress in face, as well as the wind blowing his hair over his face.
I'm sorry my drawings are always bad quality, but I don't have a scanner. So I have to take pictures of them with my phone.
But siriusly, I think this is one of the best I've ever drawn. But you know what, I'm going to treat you guys to another sketch of mine today. Well, all 3 of you. I don't think many people follow this blog. But you have to admire how dedicated I am despite the lack of feedback.
Horray for surprise kisses! I wouldn't object. ;) I think this is better than my other picture of me snogging Snape, mainly because I got the angle better.
Snape is the only thing I draw, and it's usually me snogging him. That doesn't make me wierd or anything...
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Snape Site of the Week #2
This website isn't strictly Snape(Omr, that has to be a shirt. Or a band. Or... whatever. It just sounds awesome.), but there's a lot of Snape in it.
It's a blog quite like this one, except not at all. But it is a blog. It's on Tumblr, so it's just pictures, but it's all about ALAN RICKMAN. Yeah, so you get a new picture of Alan Rickman every day. It's like heaven.
It's probably the best website ever created. Ever. It's a great site to go when you're bored, and all you feel like doing is drooling over pictures of Alan Rickman.
And the link is where I said 'Alan Rickman' in all caps, in case you didn't know.
It's a blog quite like this one, except not at all. But it is a blog. It's on Tumblr, so it's just pictures, but it's all about ALAN RICKMAN. Yeah, so you get a new picture of Alan Rickman every day. It's like heaven.
It's probably the best website ever created. Ever. It's a great site to go when you're bored, and all you feel like doing is drooling over pictures of Alan Rickman.
And the link is where I said 'Alan Rickman' in all caps, in case you didn't know.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #9
Just some extra news before I start; Today is Emma Watson and Emma Thompson's Birthday, which is really wierd and awesome at the same time. It also happens to be the day the Deathly Hallows Part 1 comes out on DVD in America.
Since it's technically Hermione and Sybill Trelawney's birthday, I wish I had saved the Snape/Trelawney fic for this week, because I was totally unaware of this a week ago. So you might think I'm going to do a Snape/Hermione fic in celebration of Emma Watson's birthday, but you're wrong. I already have one ready to do. It's called Ridiculous.
My friend showed me this, and I was really reluctant at first, but curiosity got the better of me. It is a slash, but not a pairing you'd expect. So I'm saving that detail for the end. It doesn't really matter though, because you'll probably just scroll down anyway.
It's extremely well written, and it actually makes up for it being such a wierd pairing. In fact, it's so well written and has such a good plot that it starts to make sense. I was almost scared at how much sense it made, and was afraid all my interpretations were wrong, but then I had to remind myself that Snape isn't gay.
It even mostly goes along with Canon, so it isn't AU. It finds a way to denounce Snape's past with Lily and everything. It's only one chapter, but it's a long chapter. About the size of a chapter of an actual HP book.
There is some sex in it, and the description gets graphic at a couple parts...
The pairing is Snape/Karkaroff. I know some people have heard of it and actually like it, but I only recently found out about it, and was squemish when I started reading it. But then I liked it.
WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEREEEEE?
You haven't clicked the link yet? Why, that's ABSUUURD-
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3944791/1/Ridiculous
Since it's technically Hermione and Sybill Trelawney's birthday, I wish I had saved the Snape/Trelawney fic for this week, because I was totally unaware of this a week ago. So you might think I'm going to do a Snape/Hermione fic in celebration of Emma Watson's birthday, but you're wrong. I already have one ready to do. It's called Ridiculous.
My friend showed me this, and I was really reluctant at first, but curiosity got the better of me. It is a slash, but not a pairing you'd expect. So I'm saving that detail for the end. It doesn't really matter though, because you'll probably just scroll down anyway.
It's extremely well written, and it actually makes up for it being such a wierd pairing. In fact, it's so well written and has such a good plot that it starts to make sense. I was almost scared at how much sense it made, and was afraid all my interpretations were wrong, but then I had to remind myself that Snape isn't gay.
It even mostly goes along with Canon, so it isn't AU. It finds a way to denounce Snape's past with Lily and everything. It's only one chapter, but it's a long chapter. About the size of a chapter of an actual HP book.
There is some sex in it, and the description gets graphic at a couple parts...
The pairing is Snape/Karkaroff. I know some people have heard of it and actually like it, but I only recently found out about it, and was squemish when I started reading it. But then I liked it.
WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEREEEEE?
You haven't clicked the link yet? Why, that's ABSUUURD-
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3944791/1/Ridiculous
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