Weekly Snape-ly Event #10

Muggle-F*cking Troll Sh*t THERE IS NO SNAPE NEWS. UGH.

I could not FIND anything significant- Well, at least that means I'm not a Hufflepuff.

So I guess I'll just list some small, trivial things that I was able to find.

• Alan Rickman was caught drinking water and making small-talk with Cameron Diaz on set. Whoop-de-doo.
• Speaking of Gambit, part of it will be filmed in Texas, where I live. This is pretty exciting, but I have no idea where in Texas he'll be. If I do find out, I'll be the first to get past security and glomp him. :3
• In May, Alan Rickman will perform live in 'Private Lives.' That's pretty important, but it's really not until May. You can find out more about here.

Yeah. That wasn't evn Snape news... It's just Alan Rickman. Not that just Alan Rickman shouldn't be enough...

But I guess this is sort of news: I finished the 10th chapter of my Snape fic! If you're not reading and keeping up with it, you should. Please. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6631189/1/Severus_Snape_and_Vesperra_DMonicas

Snape Picture of the Week #10

Happy Easter!!!



The Dark Lord really should get a nose... But Siriusly, it's Easter! It's the day that Jesus supposedly came back to life, but more importantly, it's the day where you get multiple pictures on this blog! Yep. To celebrate Easter, I'm treating you guys. Firstly, here's an amazing picture of Alan Rickman:

*swoons* This has to be the happiest Easter EVER.

And being obsessed with Harry Potter like I am, I made all these awesome Easter Eggs:

I don't mean to brag, but- Wait, yes I do! Aren't those the best eggs you've ever seen? They are. I know it. Well, have a good Easter, guys!

Snape Site of the Week #3

This week, I actually had to go looking for site. Yeah, I know it must seem surprising that I don't just have a hundred Snape websites favorited on my laptop, but I don't. Well, I do have a lot, but most of them are blogs or Tumblrs. And I didn't want to overdo the blog thing.

So I found a cools site, called Severus Snape Fans. And it's not an official domain, because it's by Wetpaint. I don't even know anyone who uses Wetpaint anymore, though... I think people used that a lot a few years ago, then Tripod, but Freewebs was always popular. Either way, I don't think it's been updated in a while, and by 'a while', I mean about a year. Or two.

Even so, there's enough Snape to keep you busy until I post another site next week. There's fan essays about him, pictures, quotes... enough for your likings. AND there's Alan Rickman wallpaper, icons, interviews, and quotes! *squee* I think that's why I chose it. Now, when I'm depressed, I can go read a whole bunch of quotes from Alan...

I realized that last week, I used 'Omr' and didn't tell you guys what it meant. No, it wasn't a typo. Well, in case you didn't already know, it can either stand for 'Oh My Rowling' or 'Oh My Rickman.'

Oh, and I have facebook page now! If you don't have a Blogger account, but still want to follow the blog, go Like it, and I'll let you know when I've updated my blog: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Severus-Freakin-Snape-Blog/166110920112686

Fanfiction Friday #10

Horray for no school! Everyone thinks we have school off because it's Good Friday, but the real reason is because it's Fanfiction Friday.

This week, I present you with a Snape/Hermione fic, called The Incident in the Great Hall. This is the first Snape/Hermione I ever read, and the one that hooked me into it. Before, I thought it was weird that this pairing even existed, but after starting it, I loved it. But still not as much as Snape/Lily.

For those of you that like stories with many chapters that are really long, your prayers have been answered... sort of. This fic is 20 chapters, and it took me a while to read- But it's worth it. It was written before Deathly Hallows came out, so it takes place in her seventh year, and also on the pretext that Hermione was a year older than everyone else when she started Hogwarts and that the extensive use of a Time-Turner made her somewhat older. A lot of people wouldn't read it otherwise, because they think it's gross and wrong unless Hermione's of age, but I honestly don't have any problem with student/teacher pairings.

There's some good action, but a lot of it is just memories explaining how Hermione and Snape ended up together. They're long and well-described memories, though, and some parts of it get pretty hot.

The plot is amazing, the moments are sweet, and it's just an awesome story.

Destination, Determination, Deliberation...
Oh, look! You Apparated right to this link! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1926625/1/The_Incident_In_The_Great_Hall

Snape Quote of the Week #9

"You fool," said Lupin softly. "Is a schoolboy grudge worth putting and innocent man back inside Azkaban?"
BANG! Thin, snakelike cords burst from the end of Snape's wand and twisted themselves around Lupin's mouth, wrists, and ankles; he overbalanced and fell to the floor, unable to move. With a roar of rage, Black started toward Snape, but Snape pointed his wand straight between Black's eyes.
"Give me a reason," he whispered. "Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will."

That was from Prisoner of Azkaban , when Snape shows up in the Shreiking Shack.

This makes me really mad, because I wouldn't call it a "schoolboy grudge." I think Snape had a right to hate him, considering how James and Sirius tormented him as a child, and it's their fault that Lily stopped being friends with him. So if you call that a "schoolboy grudge," then yes, it's worth it. Hell, I would do the same. Besides, when have you ever known Snape to care about the fate of other people?

And the last part is really emanating with anger- So much that I feel Snape's anger. How would it feel to finally confront the people that made your life the Hell it is today, and have them completely at your mercy? You'd be filled with unfathomable rage the moment you saw them, but once you had them all in the same room, and you're the only one with a wand... You'll go insane with revenge.

Snape Insults YOU #9

Snape Insults Stephanie Meyer

Miss Meyer, need I remind you that this is Potions Class? Put away your laptop this instant! I will have none of this nonsense of 'vampires sparkle' and 'werewolves change at will,' anyway. Vampires are bloodsucking monsters- You should know this! And clearly you didn't read page 394, or else you would have known that werewolves only change at the full moon, and cannot control themselves when they transform! If you continue to refuse to believe me, perhaps I could send you to Remus Lupin next full moon so you can have hands-on experience... And I've had enough of you disrupting class to talk to Mr. Diggory! Five points from Gryffindor. Must you throw glitter on him in corridors? Filch has to clean that up, but he can't because he'll be busy giving you detention tonight!

Snape Video of the Week #9

Ellen Degeneres's Cameo in Deathly Hallows Part 1



This. Is. Bloody hilarious. I've watched this a million time because it literally never gets old. I'm suddenly really jealous of her... I need that Snape costume. You know what, I bet she's met Alan Rickman too. Now I'm even more jealous.

Only Ellen would throw a cherry tomato at the Dark Lord... Not that I would know, because I don't watch her show.