Snape Insults YOU #14

Snape Insults Bella Swan

Dear Merlin, even I am not as depressed as you are, Miss Swan. Oh, you think your life is just so horrible, do you? I see, you hate that your father is too protective. Yes, that is just terrible compared to having a father that hates everything you and your mother are. And you seem to have plenty of friends, Miss Swan. All of whom met you, and despite your pathetic demeanor, took a instant liking to you. Yes, I understand just how much it hurts to have a lot of friends that care about you. The person you love more than anything left you? Well, at least they didn't marry the person you hated more than anything, have a baby with them, then die at your partial fault. How long had you known this person? Ten years? Eight years? Oh- less than two years. And how did you fall in love with him? Were you his best friend? Oh, I get it. He was 'attractive.' And he liked you because he couldn't read your mind? Well, Miss Swan, I have attempted Legilimency on you, and found nothing in that hollow head of yours. So it's no wonder he couldn't hear anything.

Snape Video of the Week #14

A Penseive Full of Unrequited Love

This is about the saddest song you will ever hear. It's by the Mudbloods, and I haven't heard much of their music except for this song, but I already know they're awesome for writing this.

Like Bravest Man I Ever Knew, the first few times I listened to this song, I cried very hard. It took over a week of watching this at least once a day to get used to it enough that I wouldn't cry, but I still choke up a bit every time I hear it.

This pretty much sums up Snape's life, and in a very sad way, too. The title itself makes me really sad, because I refused to believe that his love for Lily was completely unrequited, as you know if you read my blog everyday.

You know, I think this song is in a close tie with Bravest Man I Ever Knew for my favorite now.

Weekly Snape-ly Event #14

Okay, so I wish I hadn't told you guys this yesterday, so it would be more of a surprise, but I'm going to use it anyway. Either way, I couldn't find anything better.

After months of writing 3-5 pages a night, I have finished Book 1 of my fanfiction. I have kept with the canon timeline, and added an Original Character. So, I basically rewrote the first Harry Potter book from Snape's point of view.

Now, let's take a second to say HOW FREAKING AWESOME that is. Everybody that I told (that I know in real life, not on the internets) didn't think it was cool, though. They just thought I was too obsessed with Snape. Filthy muggles.

Yes, I will rewrite the rest of the books. It's going to take a while, though. But I just thought I should mention this, because it's huge news. To me, at least.

In other news, there was a Harry Potter marathon this weekend. Needless to say, I watched it.

Snape Picture of the Week #14

This picture never fails to crack me up. AND this just goes to show that you can related Harry Potter to anything. Suck on that, Twitards.

The best part about it is imagining it in Snape's voice... sexy, and hilarious. And you know, I can actually imagine this happening. Lol.

On an unrelated note, I have completed Book 1 of my fanfiction. If you don't already read it, it's basically the canon timeline with Snape's point of view, plus an OC. I explained it all in an earlier post(my first, actually). The point being, I have successfully rewritten the Sorcerer's Stone in Snape's point of view. I think this calls for celebration... *sets off fireworks* I am so proud of myself, guys. Anyway, you should go read it if you haven't already! Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6631189/1/Severus_Snape_and_Vesperra_DMonicas

Snape Site of the Week #7

To be honest, I couldn't find a decent Snape Site this week. There's a surprising lack of them, whe you take away all the Tumblrs. So I decided just a Harry Potter site would be fine.

I'm part of this site called Hex, which is basically a huge role-playing game for HP nerds. You take a test when you start out, so you can be Sorted into your House. It's not really a test, but you just describe yourself in as much detail as possible, sumbit it, and you're Sorted by moderator. Then, you can get your wand at Ollivanders, and your Blood Status is chosen at random.

You can buy things in Hogsmeade(but only on weekends), Diagon Alley, or Knockturn Alley. You can buy a cat, owl, or tarantula as a pet(I forgot to feed my tarantula and he died).

The other 'places' are just forums, but there's the Entrance Hall, the Great Hall, The Courtyard, your Dormitories, your Common Room, The Student Hangout, RP Central, and the Quidditch Feild. Then, there's forums for Magical Theories and DH Part 1 Discussions.

Also, you choose which Hogwarts subjects to take, and you have homework. You don't have to do it, but if you do, it earns you House Points.

It's a very fun website, and if you don't already, I suggest you make an account.

Fanfiction Friday #14

Okay, so in MiM world, there's a lot of conflict between Snape and Tonks. Or at least, a lot of heated arguments. Most of them are Tonks calling Snape a slimy git, and him throwing her an awesome comeback, and various people taking sides. (They usually take Snape's side.) It often comes down to the common people or Snape himself teasing Tonks that she has a massive crush on Snape and is just hiding it. That gave me the idea to look for Snape/Tonks fanfic, as I was sure I'd find a decent amount. I mean, people do often pair together characters that dislike each other...

So I found one called Behind Locked Doors, which is a lot like that one Snape/Hermione fic I did a post about a while ago, which involved Snape and Hermione being locked in a closet together. Well, this on is about Snape and Tonks being locked in a closet together. It's sort of strange, because this one also involves them being at Grimmauld Place, and it's not even written by the same Author.

It's one chapter, like the other, but it's a long chapter. Plus, it has much better grammar and spelling than the other one, which is always good. And the Author did a splendid job at keeping them in character... Did I really just say 'splendid'? Wow.

As always, there's some kissing involved(why else would I read it?), and it gets pretty sexy. But it's only rated T.

Drink the tea until only the dregs remain in the bottom of your cup... Oh, my dear... I fear you have-- not the Grim, but a link to this fanfiction! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5221285/1/Behind_Locked_Doors

Snape Quote of the Week #13

  "You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you," Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him (Harry continued to pound his scarab beetles, even though he had already reduced them to a very fine powder), "but I don't care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him."
  Harry tipped the powdered beetles into his cauldron and started cutting up his ginger roots. His hands were shaking slightly out of anger, but he kept his eyes down, as though he couldn't hear what Snape was saying to him.
  "So I give you a fair warning, Potter," Snape continued in a softer and more dangerous voice, "pint-sized celebrity or not -- if I catch you breaking into my office one more time --"
  "I haven't been anywhere near your office!" said Harry angrily, forgetting his feigned deafness.
  "Don't lie to me," Snape hissed, his fathomless black eyes boring into Harry's. "Boomslang skin. Gillyweed. Both come from my private stores, and I know who stole them."

This is from the Goblet of Fire during a potions class after the Second Task. I love this quote because Snape is at his worst -- I mean best.

He's so scary at this part... I mean, he's practically radiating hatred. And Snape is one of those people that makes menacing sexy. This is why I always imagine Alan Rickman as Snape when I'm reading. When you imagine it in his voice, everything is just so amazing.

I can just imagine Snape bending over my table in potions class to tell me something, and muttering it so quietly that he has to get an inch from my face so I can hear him... I wouldn't even care if he was punishing me. I would just lean forward a little... Or pretend I was knocked forward on accident, just so I could kiss him.

Aside from his sexiness in this scene, I can really tell how angry he is. I mean, Harry just reminds him so much of James, and he has to freaking protect him. That just sucks.

And the last part of it was in the film adaption... sort of. Snape was in his storeroom, and Harry walked by, and Snape was all, "Not something found in your everyday garden... Ah, what is this?" And then when he's accusing Harry of stealing, he says, "Boomslang skin... Lacewing flies." But that's wrong, because Lacewing Flies aren't even in his private stores- you can find it in the student cupboard.

But he still says "Don't lie to me." n the movie, which makes me shudder everytime I hear it.