Snape Video of the Week #19

Potter Puppet Pals- Potions Class

A video to go along with last week's Snape Quote. This was the very first PPP video... it was even before they had the set. See, they're using a couch in that.

But I love this, because they use the direct quote... and then add stuff. But trust me, Snape doesn't need a potion to score with hot babes. XD

Weekly Snape-ly Event #19

This is more Alan Rickman news, but we all love Alan Rickman, don't we?

Anyway, I have two bits of Rickman news. You may already know them, but it's all I got. Now, you probably know that he's currently filming for the movie Gambit, which is scheduled to be released in 2012. Well, there'll be a scene where Alan is completely naked. In a glass box.

This is taken directly from http://www.arickman.com/ :

Alan Rickman is starring in the Coen Brothers’ remake of the 60s film Gambit, starring alongside Cameron Diaz. It will involve a scene with him naked in a glass box.
Hey, if I want to see a cock behind glass I’ll go and try to get good service in the Post Office.
But I’m actually looking forward to seeing Rickman in the nude; it will finally test what people say about men with big noses. If it’s true what they say, seeing Alan naked will be like seeing a man try to shop-lift a pink draught excluder.
And this is where his genius shows through. Most male actors worry about the cold during a nude scene leading to some embarrassing shrinkage. Rickman gets naked in what is effectively a greenhouse.
The glass box is currently being constructed in a top secret location. Why the secrecy? I think it’s because he’s paying to have magnifying glass built in to aid the natural look.
So he has the warmth, the refracting lens and the big nose affect all helping him look larger down there. And if that isn’t enough… Cameron Diaz will be in the room. He’ll he fine.

Thank God we all get to see Alan naked before the world ends... (And just so you know, I''m joking. The world obviously can't end in 2012, because Harry Potter takes his kids to Platform 9 and 3/4 in 2017. Duh.)

Also, Alan is going to be at the U.S. Premiere of Deathly Hallows Part 2, which is on July 11, at Avery Fisher Hall,

Columbus Avenue

at

West 65th Street, New York NY. Unfortunately, I can't be there, because I'm 14 and don't live anywhere near New York. >_<

For anyone who does go, give him a huge hug for me. And a kiss.

Snape Picture of the Week #19

I decided to do a screencap today, because I haven't done one since the first SPotW. As you probably know, this is from Deathly Hallows Part 2, and was in the original trailer.

Now, I'm assuming we've all read the books (and if you haven't, get the hell out of here), so I don't do the whole *SPOILERS* thing. So anyway, I'm pretty sure this is where Snape dies. :'(

I'm about to contradict myself and say that there'll be Spoilers ahead, but it's only for the people that don't want to know how the stupid directors changed events in the book before watching the movie. So yeah, *SPOILERS*.

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I could have just had some boring asterisks, but I did something awesome with them. Never deny the power of asterisks. And yes, I know the V looks weird. I couldn't fix it. Anyway, they're having Snape die in a glass house near the lake instead of the Shrieking Shack. So that pretty much proves that this is his death scene.

And as sad as this makes me, that's a pretty sexy position he's in. It looks like he's all, "Let's do it on the table..." Or whatever that is... a bench, maybe? I'm not sure. Whatever it is, I would gladly do him on it.

Snape Products You Should Totally Buy #5

A Snape fan isn't a Snape fan without a Snape shirt.

There's just... so... many...

I think the one I would most want is this one:

Which you can buy here: http://www.wbshop.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-WB-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=HPTVT14W&affiliate=froogle&src=FRGL

I mean, to have his face on your chest...

And of course, there's lots of others. But you need to get one. Or more.

Fanfiction Friday #19

A couple of weeks ago in MiM world, there were rumors that Headmaster Snape was dating Professor Sinistra. So people started talking about SS/AS fanfics, and it eventually came to someone writing a fic based on him and Sinistra, including real events that happened the night that the Headmaster got drunk. It's called All Girls Love Severus Snape.

It's technically Snape/Sinistra, but there's also weird things about Snape having adopted Draco and Harry, and he also has a daughter and the Godfather is Lupin. Just disregard those parts if they're confusing.

And it's pretty much just humor, anyway. You probably wouldn't understand it if you don't follow MiM. Oh, and I'm mentioned! ^_^

The Vanishing Cabinets' connection went awry, and instead you come to this link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7095312/1/All_Girls_Love_Severus_Snape

Snape Quote of the Week #18

  "You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making," he began . He spoke in barely more than a whisper, but they caught every word--like Professor McGonagall, Snape had the gift of keeping a class silent without effort. "As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses.... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death--if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
~The Philosopher's Stone, Ch. 8 "The Potions Master"

I thought I'd give you the very first time we see Snape. It's so easy to imagine his voice here... It gives you chills, doesn't it? I melt into a puddle every time I read or watch this scene. Ensnaring the senses, indeed...

Everyone has had that one horribly mean teacher... But for every hundred students that hate that teacher, there's one girl (or guy, I don't judge) that has a massive crush on him for an unexplainable reason. That girl would have been me. Just by this speech, I'm sure that I would love Potions class. And I'd be like Hermione--ready to prove that I wasn't a dunderhead. But I'm not show-offy person. Plus, I'm sure I'd be a Slytherin, so he'd have another reason not to be a jerk to me.

And you know what's weird? I used to use the insult "dunderhead" all the time. Way before I knew what Harry Potter was. I feel awesome.

Snape Insults YOU #18

Snape Insults All Snakes

Yes, I do realize that snakes symbolize my House. And I'm are that my own name is similar to the word 'snake.' But in case you are not aware, snakes have literally ruined my life. The Dark Mark burnt into my skin bears a snake--and I absolutely hate it. I wish I never had it, and I wish it was gone. Then, a bloody huge snake nearly ate the boy I was supposed to protect... What was I supposed to do if Potter had ended up as a tasty snack? My life would have been meaningless then. And everything I did nearly became worthless when the Dark Lord's snake KILLED ME. I will have nothing to do with such creatures, as they all seem to hate me. 5000 points from Slytherin.