"Hang on..." Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the staff table... Where's Snape?"
Professor Snape was Harry's least favorite teacher. Harry also happened to be Snape's least favorite student. Cruel, sarcastic, and disliked by everybody except the students from his own house (Slytherin), Snpe taught Potions.
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's left," said Harry, "because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!"
"Or he might have been sacked!" said Ron enthusiastically. "I mean, everyone hates him-"
"Or maybe, " said a very cold voice right behind them, "he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
As you should know, this is from the Chamber of Secrets when they arrive at the school in the Ford Anglia. I've memorized this by heart, because it's just so awesome. I can just imagine the looks on Harry's and Ron's faces when they heard Snape(which sucks because they didn't put this in the movie). Although, I always hate it whenever it says "Snape was Harry's least favorite teacher" in the books, bcause it says it a lot. I know it has to be emphasized that Harry hates him until the very end for literary reasons, but sometimes I just want to tell Harry why he shouldn't hate Snape.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #3
Snape Insults Edward Cullen
Instead of a paragraph of cleverly personalized insults, I'll post a whole bunch of pictures I found of Snape dissing Edward, or Twilight in general.
Instead of a paragraph of cleverly personalized insults, I'll post a whole bunch of pictures I found of Snape dissing Edward, or Twilight in general.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Snape Video of the Week #3
Hogwarts Idol
It's actually part 3 of it, but this is by far the best part of it. Snape's part is the last, so if you only care about Snape, you could just skip to 3:21
But you still should watch the whole thing, because it's just plain awesome. When it gets to Snape and Voldemort's song, it's the kind of thing where it's pretty funny, but the pure epicness of it keeps you from laughing. I mean, the song totally fits them, and everything is timed perfectly. I've probably watched this over 20 times... Yeah, it's that awesome.
It's actually part 3 of it, but this is by far the best part of it. Snape's part is the last, so if you only care about Snape, you could just skip to 3:21
But you still should watch the whole thing, because it's just plain awesome. When it gets to Snape and Voldemort's song, it's the kind of thing where it's pretty funny, but the pure epicness of it keeps you from laughing. I mean, the song totally fits them, and everything is timed perfectly. I've probably watched this over 20 times... Yeah, it's that awesome.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #3
You may or may not have heard of it, but there's this new thing called Magic is Might.
It's basically an Interactive Alternate-Universe online newspaper, and acts as if we're in the time slot that's the last four months of Deathly Hallows. It'll last until Deathly Hallows Part 2 comes out. Anyway, here's the part where Snape comes into this. Pretty much all of the characters that are still alive at this time (The Death Eaters, Hogwarts teachers, students, etc.) have their own official MiM facebook accounts, and you guessed it, Severus Snape has the most likes, with over 1,000.
Now, I have had multiple conversations with Severus Snape, and it feel so awesome to be talking to him. He, as well as the other MiM people, stay in character so well, it feels like you're actually talking to them... So I consider him to be the real Snape.
Here is one of the conversations I've had with Severus Snape:
It's basically an Interactive Alternate-Universe online newspaper, and acts as if we're in the time slot that's the last four months of Deathly Hallows. It'll last until Deathly Hallows Part 2 comes out. Anyway, here's the part where Snape comes into this. Pretty much all of the characters that are still alive at this time (The Death Eaters, Hogwarts teachers, students, etc.) have their own official MiM facebook accounts, and you guessed it, Severus Snape has the most likes, with over 1,000.
Now, I have had multiple conversations with Severus Snape, and it feel so awesome to be talking to him. He, as well as the other MiM people, stay in character so well, it feels like you're actually talking to them... So I consider him to be the real Snape.
Here is one of the conversations I've had with Severus Snape:
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #3
Believe it or not(but you probably do), there are A LOT of "Snape Swagger" pictures. But I decided to use this one.
So as you probably noticed, the original pictures were from the Philosopher's Stone, during Harry's first Potions class. And we all can remember too well how Professor Snape started to stand up and slide his hands across his chest suggestively, only to pull his cape inward and fold his arms. I always wondered if the director had him do that on purpose, or if it was Rickman's own idea. Either way, I'm glad they did.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
How To Be Like Snape #3
Dress Like Snape
How are you supposed to put off that dark, evilish aura without the right clothes?
For starters, Snape wears a high-neck jacket with a lot of buttons. No one should be able to see your neck, or really any of your body. To compensate for that, his outfit it really tight. Now, we've really never seen what is under that jacket, but I imagine it's just a black button-up shirt. And then of course, the black underpants and dragon hide boots. And during potions class, he wears dragon hide gloves.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, he has a long, billowing cape. It has to extend to the floor, and still have a couple feet left to drag on the floor. There's nothing sexier than Snape sauntering down the corridors of Hogwarts, his cape billowing behind him.
If you don't own anything of this sort, it's fine if the best you can do is just wear all black. When you're a huge black spot in the middle of a vibrantly colored street(or hallway, whatever), people have no choice to to be slightly intimidated. Your demeanor should be enough to ruin everyone's day, but also attract a lot of people, because darkness is sexy.
But still, it's good to have a long, black cloak, at least. It shouldn't be that expensive. It's pretty much just a long jacket.
Either way, remember; black is everything.
How are you supposed to put off that dark, evilish aura without the right clothes?
MOST IMPORTANTLY, he has a long, billowing cape. It has to extend to the floor, and still have a couple feet left to drag on the floor. There's nothing sexier than Snape sauntering down the corridors of Hogwarts, his cape billowing behind him.
If you don't own anything of this sort, it's fine if the best you can do is just wear all black. When you're a huge black spot in the middle of a vibrantly colored street(or hallway, whatever), people have no choice to to be slightly intimidated. Your demeanor should be enough to ruin everyone's day, but also attract a lot of people, because darkness is sexy.
But still, it's good to have a long, black cloak, at least. It shouldn't be that expensive. It's pretty much just a long jacket.
Either way, remember; black is everything.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #3
This week, I present you with a humor fic! It's called Here Comes the Snake, and is technically a Snape/Hermione fic, but it's mostly about Snape trying to protect his balls.
It's actually pretty hilarious, and well thought-out. I can tell the author put a lot of thinking into the plot... even though it's not much of a plot.
For those of you who are like me, and cry profusely at a good Snape/Lily story(but love to read them nevertheless), then this story is good comic relief. It's only 2 chapters, so it's not too long, it has enough Snape in it to satisfy your needs, and not too much Snape/Hermione, so you Hardcore Snily Shippers won't feel bad for reading it.
The Link is Property of The Half-Blood Prince: http://www.ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=5788
It's actually pretty hilarious, and well thought-out. I can tell the author put a lot of thinking into the plot... even though it's not much of a plot.
For those of you who are like me, and cry profusely at a good Snape/Lily story(but love to read them nevertheless), then this story is good comic relief. It's only 2 chapters, so it's not too long, it has enough Snape in it to satisfy your needs, and not too much Snape/Hermione, so you Hardcore Snily Shippers won't feel bad for reading it.
The Link is Property of The Half-Blood Prince: http://www.ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=5788
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