This is one of the lucky days where I happened upon a good Snape fic before I even started looking for one... Speaking of which, I recently found out about My Immortal. If you don't know what that is, it's literally THE worst fanfiction ever written. The people are so OOC it's hilarious.
Anyway, the story I found today is called A Severus Snape Christmas Carol, and it's basically a parody of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, but with Snape as Scrooge. I can't believe that no one's done this before, because it fits so well.
It's somewhat off-canon, but that doesn't really matter, since it's supposed to be a humor fic. Everyone's completely IC, except Ginny. But she's only a tiny bit off.
It's only one chapter, but it's a long chapter. I really recommend it, and you should probably save it to your favorites so you can read it around Christmastime. ^_^
You haven't clicked this link yet? Five points from Gryffindor. http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/qweasley10/ASSCC01a.html
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Snape Quote of the Week #11
"You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell," said Snape, taking a step towards him.
"I-I don't know what you--"
"You know perfectly well what I mean."
"An owl hooted loudly, and Harry nearly fell out of the tree. He steadied himself in time to hear Snape say, "--your little bit of hocus-pocus. I'm waiting."
"B-But I d-d-don't--"
"Very well," Snape cut in. "We'll have another little chat soon, when you've had time to think things over and decided where your loyalties lie."
That was from the Sorcerer's Stone, after the Quidditch match that Snape refereed.
It sucks that they had to change the scene to being in the library for the movie, because I think the fact that it's in the Forbidden Forest really sets the mood. But I still get chills whenever I hear Snape say, "You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell..." His voice just does that to you.
I realized that if that damn owl hadn't hooted, Harry would have known that Snape was actually trying to protect him, and that he should have been hating Quirrell instead. He might have even liked Snape from then on... But he didn't. Because the stupid owl hooted. I want to take a Time-Turner to go back to a few minutes before that happened, and Avada Kedavra that owl.
If you read my fanfiction (And if you haven't, the link is right here.), then you'll have seen this, but this is what I think Harry would have heard Snape say if it weren't for the owl:
You know perfectly well what I mean. All the teachers are supposed to protect the Stone. And Dumbledore trusted all of us, but he’s crackers− trusts too easily. Even little tossers like you. But I want to know what the hell you were playing at the last Quidditch match. Yes, I know about your little bit of hocus-pocus. I’m waiting.
I imagine Quirrell must have been pissing his pants at this point, because Snape can be pretty freaking scary. But it's sexy scary.
"I-I don't know what you--"
"You know perfectly well what I mean."
"An owl hooted loudly, and Harry nearly fell out of the tree. He steadied himself in time to hear Snape say, "--your little bit of hocus-pocus. I'm waiting."
"B-But I d-d-don't--"
"Very well," Snape cut in. "We'll have another little chat soon, when you've had time to think things over and decided where your loyalties lie."
That was from the Sorcerer's Stone, after the Quidditch match that Snape refereed.
It sucks that they had to change the scene to being in the library for the movie, because I think the fact that it's in the Forbidden Forest really sets the mood. But I still get chills whenever I hear Snape say, "You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell..." His voice just does that to you.
I realized that if that damn owl hadn't hooted, Harry would have known that Snape was actually trying to protect him, and that he should have been hating Quirrell instead. He might have even liked Snape from then on... But he didn't. Because the stupid owl hooted. I want to take a Time-Turner to go back to a few minutes before that happened, and Avada Kedavra that owl.
If you read my fanfiction (And if you haven't, the link is right here.), then you'll have seen this, but this is what I think Harry would have heard Snape say if it weren't for the owl:
You know perfectly well what I mean. All the teachers are supposed to protect the Stone. And Dumbledore trusted all of us, but he’s crackers− trusts too easily. Even little tossers like you. But I want to know what the hell you were playing at the last Quidditch match. Yes, I know about your little bit of hocus-pocus. I’m waiting.
I imagine Quirrell must have been pissing his pants at this point, because Snape can be pretty freaking scary. But it's sexy scary.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #11
Snape Insults Praises Me
Miss- Snape...? You changed your last name to mine, did you? I see you have good taste in names... Your Swelling Solution is absolutely perfect. You have such a knack for Potions... I hope you don't steal my job. Oh... why, thank you, I am quite sexy. And you like my nose, too? This? *points to nose* Well, if you say so... You are rather sexy, yourself. *smirks* Please stop by my office after class, Miss- Mrs. Snape. *squeezes my shoulder and walks away*
Miss- Snape...? You changed your last name to mine, did you? I see you have good taste in names... Your Swelling Solution is absolutely perfect. You have such a knack for Potions... I hope you don't steal my job. Oh... why, thank you, I am quite sexy. And you like my nose, too? This? *points to nose* Well, if you say so... You are rather sexy, yourself. *smirks* Please stop by my office after class, Miss- Mrs. Snape. *squeezes my shoulder and walks away*
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Snape Video of the Week #11
Deathly Hallows Part 2 Trailer
I'm sure you've all seen it, but I had to put it up here. There's actually a lot more Snape than I'd have expected. Even aside from Snape, this is the most epic thing I've ever seen.
At the beginning, when they have the HP Theme slowed down and in sync with the clips-- THAT was just sad. And I'm not sure why. But seeing Snape's face when he's walking to Lily's House in Godric's Hollow is just... really sad. I nearly cried at the clip from the Prince's Tale too, when young Lily is making the flower petals grow in her hand. Anyone who saw the trailer and hasn't read the books must have been really confused. Now that I think about it, I doubt the people that only watch the movies understand half of what's going on.
The dragon was so. Freaking. Awesome. I want to ride on that dragon. I can tell that even if they don't get that scene completely right, it's going to be one of the most mind-blowing things you've ever seen.
Okay, the Fiendfyre looked pretty badass too. I hope they stick to the book as perfectly as possible for that scene, because when they're flying out, it says that Draco is screaming and holding on so tightly to Harry that it hurt. I'm looking forward to that Drarry moment. Plus, I know the guy who played Crabbe was arrested for smoking Pot or something like that, so Draco is going to enter the Room of Requirement with Goyle and Blaise instead. I wonder if they'll have Blaise die, or just ignore it. That really irks me, because I really wanted to see Draco start crying over Crabbe.
Molly and Bellatrix= AWESOME. That is definitely going to be one of my favorite scenes. And even though I didn't cry for him the multiple times I've read the book, I'm pretty sure I'll be sobbing for Fred when he dies. Same with Tonks and Lupin.
When I watched the trailer for the first time and saw Snape Disapparating, I couldn't breathe. In my mind, I was screaming, That was the sexiest thing EVER! But then I got a little upset, because it means he won't be jumping out the window. They better still have the fight between Snape, the other teachers, and the suits of armor.
One more thing- Harry pulling Voldemort off the tower... That wasn't in the book, but I have a feeling it'll be one of the better changes. I'm not sure how they'll survive a fall like that, though... Also, am I the only one that thought it looked like they were about to make out?
I'm sure you've all seen it, but I had to put it up here. There's actually a lot more Snape than I'd have expected. Even aside from Snape, this is the most epic thing I've ever seen.
At the beginning, when they have the HP Theme slowed down and in sync with the clips-- THAT was just sad. And I'm not sure why. But seeing Snape's face when he's walking to Lily's House in Godric's Hollow is just... really sad. I nearly cried at the clip from the Prince's Tale too, when young Lily is making the flower petals grow in her hand. Anyone who saw the trailer and hasn't read the books must have been really confused. Now that I think about it, I doubt the people that only watch the movies understand half of what's going on.
The dragon was so. Freaking. Awesome. I want to ride on that dragon. I can tell that even if they don't get that scene completely right, it's going to be one of the most mind-blowing things you've ever seen.
Okay, the Fiendfyre looked pretty badass too. I hope they stick to the book as perfectly as possible for that scene, because when they're flying out, it says that Draco is screaming and holding on so tightly to Harry that it hurt. I'm looking forward to that Drarry moment. Plus, I know the guy who played Crabbe was arrested for smoking Pot or something like that, so Draco is going to enter the Room of Requirement with Goyle and Blaise instead. I wonder if they'll have Blaise die, or just ignore it. That really irks me, because I really wanted to see Draco start crying over Crabbe.
Molly and Bellatrix= AWESOME. That is definitely going to be one of my favorite scenes. And even though I didn't cry for him the multiple times I've read the book, I'm pretty sure I'll be sobbing for Fred when he dies. Same with Tonks and Lupin.
When I watched the trailer for the first time and saw Snape Disapparating, I couldn't breathe. In my mind, I was screaming, That was the sexiest thing EVER! But then I got a little upset, because it means he won't be jumping out the window. They better still have the fight between Snape, the other teachers, and the suits of armor.
One more thing- Harry pulling Voldemort off the tower... That wasn't in the book, but I have a feeling it'll be one of the better changes. I'm not sure how they'll survive a fall like that, though... Also, am I the only one that thought it looked like they were about to make out?
Monday, May 2, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #11
I literally do not understand why May 2nd is not an official holiday. No, not because Osama died. Because today marks the 13th Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts.
Today, 13 years ago, countless people gave their lives in the Battle of Hogwarts in order to help Harry defeat the Dark Lord. Including Severus Snape.
Severus Snape died at 38, murdered by Lord Voldemort, who believed by doing so, he would become the true master of the Elder Wand. However, he was wrong, and Severus nearly died in vain. Luckily, Harry Potter witnessed the whole thing, and Severus was able to give his memories to him.
If he had not asked Voldemort to spare Lily, Harry would have died that night in Godric's Hollow. There would never have been a "Boy Who Lived" in the first place.
If he had not stopped Quirrell, Harry would have died in his first year.
If he hadn't felt so sorry for what he had done, Harry would not have been able to kill Voldemort.
Remember Severus Snape, the real hero. Always.
Today, 13 years ago, countless people gave their lives in the Battle of Hogwarts in order to help Harry defeat the Dark Lord. Including Severus Snape.
Severus Snape died at 38, murdered by Lord Voldemort, who believed by doing so, he would become the true master of the Elder Wand. However, he was wrong, and Severus nearly died in vain. Luckily, Harry Potter witnessed the whole thing, and Severus was able to give his memories to him.
If he had not asked Voldemort to spare Lily, Harry would have died that night in Godric's Hollow. There would never have been a "Boy Who Lived" in the first place.
If he had not stopped Quirrell, Harry would have died in his first year.
If he hadn't felt so sorry for what he had done, Harry would not have been able to kill Voldemort.
Remember Severus Snape, the real hero. Always.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #11
I love this picture so much... I have it as the icon for a lot of my accounts on other websites. It's just so sad.
I like to think that when Snape died, Lily comes to pick him up and tells him how proud she is of him... *cries* And Snape's just crying with happiness because he didn't fail in his mission, and he finally gets to be with Lily again. I want to meet the person who created this picture, because it's so perfect. It's exactly what I'd imagine it to look like.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Snape Site of the Week #4
You'd be surprised with the lack of good Snape websites out there. Because I was.
So today, I have another tumblr. At least it's all Snape pictures. It's What Would Severus Do? and it has SO much Snape... I go there everyday, and there's a good balance of pictures that make me cry, laugh so hard I fall out of my chair, and faints from too much sexiness.
There's also a lot of Snape/Harry pictures, so don't go there if you hate Snarry. I normally don't ship that, but some of the pcitures on there are pretty sexy.
Also, I'm gonna be saying WWSD from now on... :D
So today, I have another tumblr. At least it's all Snape pictures. It's What Would Severus Do? and it has SO much Snape... I go there everyday, and there's a good balance of pictures that make me cry, laugh so hard I fall out of my chair, and faints from too much sexiness.
There's also a lot of Snape/Harry pictures, so don't go there if you hate Snarry. I normally don't ship that, but some of the pcitures on there are pretty sexy.
Also, I'm gonna be saying WWSD from now on... :D
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