Snape Picture of the Week #7

I made this one myself, and I really like it. I can't do that many effects on computer programs, but I think I did pretty well with this one.

In case you didn't know, the words are part of the chorus of the song Snape vs. Snape by Ministry of Magic. I love that song, and I decided that I wanted to put it in a picture. I seriously cried while making it, because it's just so sad... Well, Snape's entire life is sad.

The movie still in the top right is from the Half-Blood Prince, and the other is from Deathly Hallows Part 2, which was showed in the sneak peak during the HP marathon on ABC family in Spring Break.

His face in the bottom picture is just the saddest thing ever... Doesn't it make you want to cry.?! If it doesn't, then I hate you.

How To Be Like Snape #7

Have Snape's Attitude and Personality

This will probably the last HTBLS, becuase I don't know where I could go from here.

We love Snape so much, we're willing to lose our friends and have everyone hate us if it means we get to act like him. Well, I would.

Assuming you read this blog everyday, you've read the 'Snape Insults YOU' posts. Severus loves to insult people. He's hateful, and the only person that he truly cares about(besides Lily) is himself. Always having the victim as a child, he loves to see the light of hapiness leave children's eyes and make them cry.

You don't necessarily have to be a loner, but it would good to limit yourself to a select group of friends. And they have to be just as mean as you, but they shouldn't be exactly like you... If at all possible, have one best friend that is the exact opposite of you and your other friends, but is nice to you nevertheless.

When speaking to anyone but your friends, speaking curtly and be sarcastic. Make snarky remarks whenever possible. You shouldn't directly insult people for no reason... Wait for them to talk to you, and whether they're trying to be nice or teasing you, retort with something really mean, yet simple. You shouldn't sound angry, but instead rather calm.

At this rate, everyone but your closest friends will hate you... And if you're a true Snape fan, this is a good thing.

Even though you can have a few freinds, you should still keep to yourself most of the time.

Combine these extra tips with the other 6 HTBLS posts, and I shouldn't be able to distinguish you from the real Snape! (I'm exaggerating, of course, because the real Snape is easily distinguishable.)

Fanfiction Friday #7

Before I introduce today's fanfiction, I must mention that this is the beginning of the 7th week on this blog. Why does this matter, you ask? Well, I doubt you asked in the first place, assuming none of you are stupid.

7 is the most magical freaking number ever. Now, you might think that I'm going to post all '7' related things for the week, or post the best things I can find, or something else... But I'm not. Sorry to disappoint you, but I merely thought it was worth mentioning. And if you actually feel let down, then I'm doing my job, as it's April Fool's Day(and also Fred and George's birthday).

Anyway... Today, I went looking for a naughty fic... I've been fantasizing about Severus more than usual lately, so it's natural I'd want to read one. There were a lot more Snape/Hermione smuts than Snape/Lily, but I was determined to find one. I did get sort of disappointed with the lack of sex in it, but I found a pretty good oneshot called Sweet Root.

It involves Snape drunk, which should be enough for you to automatically want to read it, because drunk Snape is win. But Lily's also drunk in it... and it gets pretty silly. But it's also pretty hot at some parts. I'd say it's a pretty good balance between funny, sweet, and sexy.

You know what I see when I look in the Mirror of Erised? You clicking this link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6642656/1/Sweet_Root

Snape Quote of the Week #6

"It's real for us," said Snape. "Not for her. But we'll get the letter, you and me."
"Really?" whispered Lily.
"Definitely," said Snape, and even with his poorly cut hair and his odd clothes, he struck an oddly impressive figure sprawled in front of her, brimful of confidence in his destiny.

This is from the Prince's Tale chapter in Deathly Hallows, when Snape and Lily are kids and she's just found out she was a witch. I was putting off doing a DH quote, because it would have to have been from The Prince's Tale, and I knew I was gonna cry. If I had done a Snape quote not from the Prince's Tale, it would be even sadder... :'(

But I love this quote so much, because when he says "It's real for us," for me, it outlines the entire fandom of Harry Potter. Plus, It's a major part of their relatonship, and is just really sweet. :)

And of course he strikes an impressive figure! He's Severus Freaking Snape... Even as a kid, he was hot. He didn't even need clean clothes or hair, because the dirt just enhances his sexiness. And "sprawled in front of her" makes it sound like they're lying down... Oh, how I wish I could lie down with Snape. :D

Snape Insults YOU #6

Snape Insults Lady Gaga

Ah-Miss Gaga- another spectacular entrance. If you can find your seat without dancing some Inferius-like dance... Yes, thank you. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I do not think 'Gaga' is a Wizarding name... In fact, I don't believe it is a name at all. But as it seems you have no first name, it is what we are forced to call you. Miss Gaga, how many detentions will it take to ingrain it in your non-human brain that what you consider 'fashion' is not school uniform, nordo they even count as clothes. Now, put those back in Lovegood's closet and change into your robes at once Miss- Wait, are you even a 'Miss'? I doubt any of us are sure... Until your gender is verified, we will refer to you as 'It.'

Snape Video of the Week #6

Snape Song- Let Me Penetrate You

Yet another Snape song! I don't know if it was originally made by the same person that made the other, but I still love it!

If you went straight to the page on Youtube, you'd notice that the majority of the comments say something like "You can penetrate me anytime, Snape ;)"... And one of them was mine. I think we all would.

But I don't think Snape would want to penetrate Harry, who it seems the song is about... O_o You won't believe how many Snape/Harry fics I've found, and how many of them are non-consensual... *shudders*

Nevertheless, this is hilarious! Like all the others, I've completely memorized it... And I get wierd looks whenever I sing it. :D

Weekly Snape-ly Event #6

Oh my Rowling, this is exciting! *hyperventilates*

Alan Fucking Rickman is to star in Gambit, which is scheduled to start filming in May! His character will be the Richest Man in England... of course. He's always the rich guy.

It's so awesome that he's going to be in a new movie, but seeing as they hasn't even started shooting yet, it's going to be a while... :( I hope he'll make time for TV appearances (especially Doctor Who, they NEED him) and short films along the way.

If you want the article for all the details, here's the link: http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/news/article_1628267.php/Alan-Rickman-tries-to-figure-out-the-Gambit