Fanfiction Friday #13

Okay, this is just creepy. It's Friday the 13th, and it's also Fanfiction Friday #13. I assure you, I did not plan this. Coincidentally, it's also Robert Pattinson's birthday. Just thought I ought to mention it.

Today, I have a Snarry fic. Yes, Snarry. Snarry's the sort of pairing that you either love or you hate, but then again, people are indecisive. I normally hate Snape/Harry fics, but I love looking at fanart for it. But today, I was looking for fics, and realized that I hadn't done a Snarry yet. Needless to say, I found one, and it's not that bad.

It's called Mate?, and is an AU that takes place after Harry's final battle with Voldemort, in which Snape wasn't killed(obviously). Or at least, I assume they mean it to be only AU in that sense, because it implies that the whole Snape and Lily thing still happened. It's 15 chapters so far, and is still continuing.

What initially drew me to it is that it's Rated M, which means explicit sexual situations. Yay. Also, there's Mpreg involved(which, in case you didn't know, is male pregnancy). So, I figured I should warn you.

Either way, it's a great fic so far, and the relationship actually makes sense, so it's not just mindless smut.

You know what a Boggart turns into when it sees me? You refusing to click this link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6875416/1/Mate

Snape Quote of the Week #12

"I'm sure my colleagues will want to enter into the spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion!"
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

I'm sorry this post was late, but Blogger wasn't working yesterday. Anyway, in case you didn't know, this is from the Chamber of Secrets, on Valentine's Day. I didn't include the whole quote, because only the part about Snape seemed important. And that's Lockhart saying it, by the way. I realized that this is the first quote I've done that's about Snape, but not him saying it.

I laugh a little bit every time I read this part, because I can just imagine the look on Snape's face. You know, his eye twitching, lip curling, and a look of absolute fury igniting in his eyes. It's too bad hey didn't include this in the movie, because I want to see Alan Rickman make that face. Honestly, I'd be making that face too. I hate Valentine's Day, because everyone's giving each other flowers and chocolate and other stupid shit. I can imagine myself and Snape skulking in the corner together, folding our arms and scowling at everyone.

I also want to see what would actually happen if someone asked Snape for a Love Potion. He'd probably cast them a look of pure venom, then point to the door, and say coldly but without raising his voice, "Out!"

Speaking of Love Potions, if I had Amortentia, it would smell like Snape to me. Just him. *inhales and smiles*

Snape Insults YOU #12

Snape Insults J.K. Rowling

Must you make everything difficult for me, Miss Rowling? As an omnicient author, you create and control everything, and you insist on ruining my life. First, I lose the girl I love to the man I loathe more than anything, and then they both die at the hands of the man I work for. Then, the only way I can go on living without hating myself(well, not as much as I would) is to teach insolent brats for years. And then, I have to spend the majority of my time saving Potter from Quirrell, a bloody book, Sirius Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Voldemort, and pretty much everything. And how dare you kill me off? I do all that, and then I have to die?! Do you realize how much my fangirls hate you now? Fifty-thousand points from Gryffindor.

Snape Video of the Week #12

Pretty Women- Alan Rickman in Sweeny Todd

Not a Snape video, but it's Alan Rickman. If you haven't seen Sweeny Todd, you need to. It's a horror-musical, and it has Alan Rickman, Helena Bonoham Carter(Bellatrix), Timmothy Spall(Wormtail), and Jamie Campbell Bower(young Grindelwald) in it. Plus Johnny Depp, and even though he's not an HP star, he's still awesome. But anyway, it's a really good movie, and worth watching even if you don't like Alan Rickman.

Doesn't Alan sing like a freaking angel? His voice is already like silk when he speaks, so when he sings... *shudders*

I want him to sing to me. I'd die happy if Alan could sing to me.

Weekly Snape-ly Event #12

For some reason, The Washington Times did an article about Snape. Who am I to complain?

It talks all about his all-consuming, obsessive, unrequited love for Lily, and how it was one of the main things protecting Harry all those years, and led to him dying a hated and bitter man.

While some may call it 'obsessive', I don't like to think of his love for Lily like that. I mean, they became best friends at a very young age, and she was his only friend. I don't think Snape ever truly liked anyone else. Even his Slytherin friends- He didn't really like them. It was the closest thing to friendship he could have besides Lily, because there's no way he ever told them anything personal. And with that being said, it wasn't too difficult for him to fall so deply in love with her that he could never fall out. He wasn't being 'obsessive', he was being loyal. He truly cared about her, even if he was a little selfish. I never understood the whole 'love them so much you just want them to be happy' thing, myself. But either way, even after she stopped being friends with him, he still loved her and remained loyal. Even after she married James and had a baby with them, he was still loyal.

And as for 'unrequited', I refuse to believe that Lily never had feelings for Severus. Why else would she stay friends with him for so long, even after he started getting really interested in the Dark Arts? Snape never told her how much he loved her because he was insecure, and was afraid she'd say no. Lily was probably afraid of the same thing. And I think part of Snape knew she loved him back, even if he was scared to admit it. But after he called her that word, Lily must have been too angry and humiliated to carry on. It was her pride that kept her from forgiving him. Plus, I think that at that moment, she decided he must have not loved her back. If he had only told her...

But back to the article. It also talks about the Bloody Baron and his unrequited love, but I'm not going into detail. You can read the full article here.

Snape Picture of the Week #12

I thought I'd do a sexy today. You've probably seen it before, but I doubt you get tired of looking at it. It's just so... *faints*

This is really well-photoshopped, because I can hardly tell. Every time I look at it, I'm just screaming in my head, "Move the towel just a bit lower..."

There's also a version of the pic where he's completely naked, but I didn't think I should put that here...

Snape Site of the Week #5

This isn't really a Snape Site, but somone wanted me to promote it and it saves me the trouble of looking for one.

It's this online shop called Mud In My Blood, and it's all Harry Potter stuff! :D There's a lot of buttons with HP and AVPM references, as well as posters, wands, etc.

I really want this poster.

They have other Snape stuff, too. I siriusly need to get some of their stuff... or all of their stuff. It's pretty awesome.

They have a facebook page too, go like it!