Ministry of Magic- Lightning-Struck Tower
I think I've done all the MoM songs about Snape now... until they release their next album, which is sure to have more. I couldn't find any good music videos for this song... so you just get Jason dancing around.
Even though this song is from Harry's point of view and about what he's thinking after Snape kills Dumbledore, I can't help but love it. The Lightning-Struck Tower is one of the most pivotal chapter of the entire series... except it's Snape that I'm sad for, not Dumbledore. I don't know why, but I've never even gotten that sad at Dumbledore's death.
The thing about this song(as well as all MoM songs) is that even if you don't like Harry Potter, you have to appreciate the way the song comes together. The music is just awesome, and fits perfectly with the chapter. And I love how they incorporate actual quotes from the chapter...
Now that I think about it, this song can coincide with Hero Pt. 2, since they're both about the same thing, just from different points of view. I can't believe I never realized that before...
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Weekly Snape-ly Event #17
All the action posters for Deathly Hallows Part 2 have come out (along with many others) in high-res, so I figured that was an important bit of news. So here's all the action in order from most important(in my opinion) to least important:
I just want know... Why does Griphook have his own poster? Why not Luna, or Mrs. Weasley... or Lucius Malfoy?
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Snape Picture of the Week #17
Oh, Severus... I found this picture the other day and literally lol'd. Snape's facial expressions work perfectly for it... And this is the sort of thing he would actually do. And you know what, I do this too. Looks like neither of us are very pleasant people, huh?
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Snape Products You Should Totally Buy #3
I recently discovered the best thing ever. Snape pillowcases. Who wouldn't want a Snape pillowcase? That way, you're literally sleeping ON HIS FACE. And you can snuggle him in your sleep... and kiss him. That's not weird, right?
And the first thing you'll see when you wake up is his face. Oh, what I wouldn't do for a Snape pillowcase...
But luckily, no virgin sacrifices in a volcano or satanic rituals are required, because you can buy them here, on Ebay. If you don't have an Ebay account, make one. Or get a friend that has one, and make them order it for you. The point is, Snape pillowcases are essential for every Snape fan to have.
And the first thing you'll see when you wake up is his face. Oh, what I wouldn't do for a Snape pillowcase...
But luckily, no virgin sacrifices in a volcano or satanic rituals are required, because you can buy them here, on Ebay. If you don't have an Ebay account, make one. Or get a friend that has one, and make them order it for you. The point is, Snape pillowcases are essential for every Snape fan to have.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Fanfiction Friday #17
Guys, I'm finally out of school! Now I'll have nothing to keep me from writing my fanfiction and having HP movie marathons!
This week, I think I've become addicted to Fanfiction. I read enough Snape fics to give me a wide array of choices... And I read some stuff that I normally would never read. Just a bit of advice for you now that I know from experience: Never read Snape/Dumbledore. Ever. Unless you're into that sort of thing...
Anyway, I found a Snape/Ginny story and it's highly sexual. It was the first Snape/Ginny I've ever read, so I have nothing to compare it to, but I like the story as well as the pairing itself. I mean, don't you think it's likely that Snape noticed that Ginny was a lot like Lily? She has dark red hair, is inexplicably kind (yet quite ferocious when she needs to be), and a Gryffindor. Just like Lily, there's hardly anyone that doesn't like her or think she's pretty. And just like Lily, she has feelings for Potter. Sure, it's a different Potter, but to Snape, Ginny and Harry walking down the corridor together or snogging would look immensely like Lily and James. And I didn't mean to turn this into a theory rant, but I think J.K. Rowling did that on purpose.
So back to what we were talking about before... I think Snape might have liked Ginny. Or at least, favored her over the other Gryffindors. In this story, which is called Snape's Room in the Basement, their relationship is highly sexual. So if you're under 13, you might not want to read it... while your parents are home. And the first few chapters were meant to be one-shots and can stand alone, but it turned into a real story later on. The chapters aren't long, but there's about 35 of them.
You could call it AU, because there's some Canon events, and it even refers to Snape's love for Lily, but a lot of parts are changed. It takes place starting in the summer before Harry's sixth year, then to the Epilogue. Okay, I don't want to give away anymore.
The whole time you were reading that, the link has been hiding under the Invisibility Cloak! It found it a the base of the Whomping Willow... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6374858/1/Snapes_Room_in_the_Basement
This week, I think I've become addicted to Fanfiction. I read enough Snape fics to give me a wide array of choices... And I read some stuff that I normally would never read. Just a bit of advice for you now that I know from experience: Never read Snape/Dumbledore. Ever. Unless you're into that sort of thing...
Anyway, I found a Snape/Ginny story and it's highly sexual. It was the first Snape/Ginny I've ever read, so I have nothing to compare it to, but I like the story as well as the pairing itself. I mean, don't you think it's likely that Snape noticed that Ginny was a lot like Lily? She has dark red hair, is inexplicably kind (yet quite ferocious when she needs to be), and a Gryffindor. Just like Lily, there's hardly anyone that doesn't like her or think she's pretty. And just like Lily, she has feelings for Potter. Sure, it's a different Potter, but to Snape, Ginny and Harry walking down the corridor together or snogging would look immensely like Lily and James. And I didn't mean to turn this into a theory rant, but I think J.K. Rowling did that on purpose.
So back to what we were talking about before... I think Snape might have liked Ginny. Or at least, favored her over the other Gryffindors. In this story, which is called Snape's Room in the Basement, their relationship is highly sexual. So if you're under 13, you might not want to read it... while your parents are home. And the first few chapters were meant to be one-shots and can stand alone, but it turned into a real story later on. The chapters aren't long, but there's about 35 of them.
You could call it AU, because there's some Canon events, and it even refers to Snape's love for Lily, but a lot of parts are changed. It takes place starting in the summer before Harry's sixth year, then to the Epilogue. Okay, I don't want to give away anymore.
The whole time you were reading that, the link has been hiding under the Invisibility Cloak! It found it a the base of the Whomping Willow... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6374858/1/Snapes_Room_in_the_Basement
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Snape Quote of the Week #16
"Orange, Longbottom," said Snape, ladling some up and allowing it to splash back into the cauldron, so that everyone could see. "Orange. Tell me, boy, does anything penetrate that thick skull of yours? Didn't you hear me say, quite clearly, that only one rat spleen was needed? Didn't I state plainly that a dash of leech juice would suffice? What do I have to do to make you understand, Longbottom?"
Neville was pink and trembling. He looked as though he was on the verge of tears.
"Please, sir," said Hermione, "please, I could help Neville put it right--"
"I don't remember asking you to show off, Miss Granger," said Snape coldly, and Hermione went as pink as Neville. "Longbottom, at the end of this lesson we will feed a few drops of this potion to your toad and see what happens. Perhaps that encourage you to do it properly."
Snape moved away, leaving Neville breathless with fear.
-Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 7 "The Boggart in the Wardrobe"
Snape is such a nice teacher, isn't he? Even before I loved Snape(as much as I do now), I always thought these scenes were freaking hilarious. I love how he's so scary and bullies Neville mercilessly. You know, I think the reason J.K. Rowling has Snape be so mean to Neville is to make us doubt that he's purposely singling Harry out. See, he treats Neville just as bad as Harry, if not worse... so we know he just hates all Gryffindors. Well, except for one...
And back to scariness... he's so sexy when he scary. I'd make him mad on purpose just so he would get all up in my face and talk in his dangerous voice... And then when he wasn't expecting it, I'd lunge my head forward. ;D
Neville was pink and trembling. He looked as though he was on the verge of tears.
"Please, sir," said Hermione, "please, I could help Neville put it right--"
"I don't remember asking you to show off, Miss Granger," said Snape coldly, and Hermione went as pink as Neville. "Longbottom, at the end of this lesson we will feed a few drops of this potion to your toad and see what happens. Perhaps that encourage you to do it properly."
Snape moved away, leaving Neville breathless with fear.
-Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 7 "The Boggart in the Wardrobe"
Snape is such a nice teacher, isn't he? Even before I loved Snape(as much as I do now), I always thought these scenes were freaking hilarious. I love how he's so scary and bullies Neville mercilessly. You know, I think the reason J.K. Rowling has Snape be so mean to Neville is to make us doubt that he's purposely singling Harry out. See, he treats Neville just as bad as Harry, if not worse... so we know he just hates all Gryffindors. Well, except for one...
And back to scariness... he's so sexy when he scary. I'd make him mad on purpose just so he would get all up in my face and talk in his dangerous voice... And then when he wasn't expecting it, I'd lunge my head forward. ;D
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Snape Insults YOU #16
Snape Insults Senator Weiner
Mister Weiner- Wait, *sniggers* your name is actually Weiner? ...Well, Mister Weiner, would you kindly put your weiner away?! I'll have you know that it is a considerable offense to "Tweet" pictures of your nether regions, whatever "Tweeting" is... Unless, of course, I am the one doing it- It is every woman's dream to get inside my pants. You, however, have a wife, and are supposedly cheating on her with multiple women... This should automatically result in expulsion, but I think some public humiliation would do you some good before your reputation with the rest of the world is ruined. You sir, are a dunderhead for thinking we would believe your obvious lie. And your wife is dunderhead for staying with you. Oh, and you look like a newt.
Mister Weiner- Wait, *sniggers* your name is actually Weiner? ...Well, Mister Weiner, would you kindly put your weiner away?! I'll have you know that it is a considerable offense to "Tweet" pictures of your nether regions, whatever "Tweeting" is... Unless, of course, I am the one doing it- It is every woman's dream to get inside my pants. You, however, have a wife, and are supposedly cheating on her with multiple women... This should automatically result in expulsion, but I think some public humiliation would do you some good before your reputation with the rest of the world is ruined. You sir, are a dunderhead for thinking we would believe your obvious lie. And your wife is dunderhead for staying with you. Oh, and you look like a newt.
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